Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.
I'm just a go-with-the flow kind of guy that doesn't like to stress over the little things in life. I would much rather appreciate them.
My sense of humor can be a bit on the sarcastic/dry side, but a little sarcasm never hurt anyone. At least not that I know of.
I can also be a little bit reserved and more of an observer at times. I just really like to soak in my surroundings.
The way I see it, it makes me a great listener and I pay attention to even the smallest of details about things and people.
I like good music, good films, good food, and good people.
I'm just me. For better or worse.
Basically I'm here looking for friends, lovers, soul-mates, future exes, well-wishers, acquaintances, partners in crime, arch-nemeses...
Probably watching a Law and Order: SVU marathon. Cuz there's always one on.
Locking my keys in my car.
I'll tell you what I'm not good at. Handshakes. I never know what people are gonna do. Are they just gonna go for the traditional squeeze, shake, and let go? Or are they gonna do some fancy moves. I always seem to guess wrong. Thus making my handshaking an awkward moment.
I'm also not good at opening champagne. Or those Pilsbury biscuits and cinammon rolls in the tube. Basically anything that pops when you open it.
I also get told that I look familiar a lot.
Oh, and that I look a lot younger than I am.
Stuff grown up me likes includes: 1984, David Sedaris, Animal Farm, Lewis Carrol, and Kerouac among others.
Movies: Wes Anderson, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Buffalo 66, 500 Days of Summer, Elf, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Harold and Maude, The Sandlot, , Annie Hall, Punch Drunk Love, Back to the Future, Lost in Translation, Amelie, Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Music: Belle & Sebastian, Lou Reed, Phoenix, Octopus Project, Pixies, Radiohead, Explosions in the Sky, The Raveonettes, The Magnetic Fields, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rilo Kiley, Weezer, The Decemberists, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Zombies, Simon & Garfunkle, David Bowie and even older stuff from the 50s and beyond. Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday.
Food: I like pizza and tacos. Let's go eat pizza and tacos.
TV shows: The Office, Futurama, Home Movies, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords. Pushing Daisies, Boy Meets World, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Community, Fargo
I am always open to and welcome suggestions in all the above mentioned categories!
Teeth. For eating cheese.
Oh and my glasses. You'll be a blur to me without them.
Why Taco Bell doesn't sell breakfast tacos?
Edit: taco bell now has breakfast. Still waiting for hover boards...real ones that actually hover.
I know, I'm terrible. Not my best moment.
You want to go on a road trip.
You want to go on a date. We don't even have to call it a date if you don't want to.