Ron Swanson is my spirit animal
I have a cat. He's orange.
I'm just a pretty awesome guy who's very down to earth and easy to get along with.
My sense of humor can be a bit on the sarcastic/dry side, but a little sarcasm never hurt anyone. At least not that I know of.
I can also be a little bit reserved and more of an observer at times. I just really like to soak in my surroundings.
The way I see it, it makes me a great listener and I pay attention to even the smallest of details about things and people.
I'm just me. For better or worse.
Good food. Good music. Good people.
Basically I'm here looking for friends, lovers, soul-mates, future exes, well-wishers, acquaintances, partners in crime, arch-nemeses...
Probably watching a Law and Order: SVU marathon. Cuz there's always one on.
Locking my keys in my car.
I'll tell you what I'm not good at. Handshakes. I never know what people are gonna do. Are they just gonna go for the traditional squeeze, shake, and let go? Or are they gonna do some fancy moves? I always seem to guess wrong which makes for an awkward moment.
I'm also not good at opening champagne or those Pilsbury biscuits and cinammon rolls in the tube. Basically anything that pops when you open it.
Oh, and that I look a lot younger than I am.
Stuff grown up me likes includes: 1984, David Sedaris, Animal Farm, Lewis Carrol, and Kerouac among others.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
500 Days of Summer
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Harold and Maude
Punch Drunk Love
Back to the Future
Lost in Translation
Belle & Sebastian
The Magnetic Fields
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Beach Boys
Food: I like pizza and tacos. Let's go eat pizza and tacos.
Master of None
Parks and Rec
Flight of the Conchords
Boy Meets World
Curb Your Enthusiasm
I am always open to and welcome suggestions in all the above mentioned categories!
Teeth. For eating cheese.
Oh and my glasses. You'll be a blur to me without them.
Why Taco Bell doesn't sell breakfast tacos?
Edit: taco bell now has breakfast. Still waiting for hover boards...real ones that actually hover.
I know, I'm terrible. Not my best moment.
You want to go happy happy houring with me. Let's get cheap fancy cocktails!