thealistra
27 Poznań, Poland
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My self-summary
I'm a nerd that's interested in computers, that's my hobby and my job (also computer-related devices, like iPhones now).

I'm lazy, but in a good way. Being lazy helps me with my job, because I always program stuff, so I don't have to do anything more again, and everything just works.

I'm a pretty simple and hassle-free person, I don't make problems, I don't get angry.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to finish my master's thesis.

Trying to find a job, I will be happy in. Always trying to find a better one.
I’m really good at
- Logical and analytical thinking
- Maths
- Computers
- Making stuff work better
- Sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fat.
I have a red sports car (red is faster, duh).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- I can't read

TV shows:
- South Park, Family guy and many different adult animations
- Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development and many other comedies
- Game of Thrones and mostly all HBO productions
- Hangover, Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job - and other related comedy shows, like JASH, Sarah Silverman
- I probably saw all the tv shows that you saw, try me

Music:
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Nirvana
- Offspring
- rock

Food:
- I mostly eat out, because I hate cooking and have no one to do it for me.
- Steaks, Burgers, Sushi
The six things I could never do without
- computer with an internet connection {obsoletes calculators, books, phones, cinemas, tvs and many other things }
- car
- money
- smartphone (iPhone at this point in time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Computer stuff. If you want to know specifically:
- making stuff work better and faster
- programming
- ios
- iphone
- compilers
- static code analysis
On a typical Friday night I am
Coding or watching a TV show or spending the time with a buddy.
You should message me if
Riiiight, like girls ever message boys. (feminist bait)
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