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My self-summary
I'm kind of nerdy, but I hide it well when needed. I often look like I'm angry about something, but really I'm probably just deep in thought. I'm hella shy which can come off as being antisocial, also I'm super antisocial. I love to cook. I like to drink, typically beer, whiskey or gin depending on where i want the night/next morning to go. I love movies, I watch them all the time and quote them way too often. I've big hopes and dreams of one day opening my own restaurant.

I'm kind of a big dude, but I'mworking on it.

Really just looking for a rad girl to play with my beard while we cuddle up and watch bad horror movies.

Perk of dating me; I will cook you some bomb ass food around 3rd or 4th date to impress you. Like I'm talking going all out and coming up with an amazing meal and pairing it with a good wine or beer if that's more your pace. And then continue the trend of awesome meals as often as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
I wish I knew, but honestly I haven't the slightest.

I guess I could say living, trying to figure life out while feeling like everyone around me already has.

Oh, and I recently switch careers from a cook to a DSP, working with people with disabilities.
I’m really good at
Cooking, drinking, listening, remembering stupid stuff in great detail (though I have a horrible short term memory), being hella awkward, saying hella way to much, being a smart ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos, or glasses, or totally weak beard?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: anything DC, God No!, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Sin City, Watchmen, World War Z, Harry Potter, the Song of Ice and Fire series, John Dies at the End. Currently reading American Gods.

Movies: Scream, The Cabin In The Woods, 21 Jump Street, Wayne's World, Avengers, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Star Wars, Hellraiser, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, Fright Night (original and remake) Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien. I could go on forever, I own well over 300 movies.

Shows: Lost, Doctor Who, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Archer, Frisky Dingo, South Park, The League, Dexter, Workaholics, Always Sunny, The Walking Dead, Once Upon A Time, American Horror Story, Rick and Morty, The Awesomes, Arrested Development, Game Of Thrones, Silicon Valley.

Music: Alkaline Trio, The Dopamines, The Copyrights, The Menzingers, The Ergs, NOFX, MxPx, Comeback Kid, Living With Lions, Who Needs You, Social Distortion, Foo Fighters, Lemonheads, Mac Leathal, MC Lars, Atmosphere, P.O.S., The Gaslight Anthem, Green Day (pre American Idiot), Blink-182, The Lawrence Arms, Taking Back Sunday, Nirvana, A Day To Remember, Lucero, Coheed and Cambria, Danny Brown, Childish Gambino, Chance The Rapper, Earl Sweatshirt, Beach Slang, Direct Hit!, Two Houses, Choke Up, Kvelertak, Torche, and a ton of others

Food: all the food
Six things I could never do without
Movies, music, liquor, good food, friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, writing, starting a band, opening a restaurant
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with Netflix, or at the bars with my friends
You should message me if
Anything I've said intrests you. Or if you want to grab a drink and talk about the zombie apocolypse. Or if you want to go to a punk rock show. Or if you just want to make out with my face.
The two of us