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My self-summary
My name is Jonathan.

I have a 110lb. yellow lab named Buckley. He's the best dog.

I grew up in Missouri and I moved to Miami about 3 years ago. I've moved to FTL Feb. 2013 to be closer to work. I've been a stockbroker for the 4 years since graduation and I'm currently a Paraplanner in the wealth management industry.

I'm an Eagle Scout and I can solve a Rubik's Cube in pretty good time.

If it's raining, the hoodie goes on and I'm on the couch watching Netflix. So comfy.

My hobbies are powerlifting at RPS gym in Hollywood, studying for the GMAT (so fun), and trying to learn how to program in Python.

I'm also a mean cook. I just discovered Penn Dutch and I'm loving the meat and produce selection.

I also like to lounge out by my pool and attempt to tan my Irish ass. Figuratively. I don't actually have my britches pulled down.

I swear to god if one more girl asks me to be her "sugar daddy", I will burn Utica to the ground. You have 24 hours.
What I’m doing with my life
Absolutely nothing. I have zero long term plans whatsoever. YOLO!

I'm also very interested in financial engineering. I want to make a ton of money and then give it all away heh heh heh
I’m really good at
not working all that hard and playing with even less intensity.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing good looks or my humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: American Pie 4, American Pie 5, American Pie 6

Music: Gorilla vs Bear (it's that new new)

TV: Ice Loves Coco

Books: Uhhhmm... I'm not much of a readddderrrrr!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what my dog is thinking about. I think he's thinking about what I'm thinking about... we usually just sit there looking at each other for a while, heads cocked to the side, both eventually falling asleep thus ending the perpetual cycle.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with my boo lol jk fml
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Batman.
You should message me if
~if ur the SpEcIaL 1 4 me~
The two of us