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My self-summary
I'm The Chuck, so that's what you call me! You know, that or His Chuckness, or Chucker, or El Chuckerino if you're not in the whole brevity thing. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' up in Michigan. Learnin' the maths and the physics. I figured I'd head down to Florida to teach for a while, but that's didn't work. I went back up north for grad school, but that didn't work either. In the meantime, I learned enough mathematics to know that a new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one. While on this path, I discovered that the ability to understand quantum mechanics is insignificant next to the power of derivative options. So, I moved down here to take care of things, hopefully become an options master, and hopefully find me a nice southern girl to settle down with.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working and learning freaking sweet new skills. I have recently decided to go back to being an online tutor. I kinda got forced back into it when the transmission blew on my old truck. It's one of those happy accidents because I am really enjoying it, and plan on doing it for the next few years.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at math-type stuff. I have quite the broad range of abilities when it comes to this, but nothing with any particular expertise. I'd also like to think I'm good at being a decent human being.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. I have been complimented on my speaking voice, but I sing about as well as William Hung.

Lately I have been getting compliments on my legs. I guess an advantage of walking everywhere is that I have built them up quite nicely.

I also get "Hey you look like Drew Carey/Newman/Peter Griffin/Peter Jackson".

Oh, and, I'm blunt. I generally don't hold anything back, say what's on my mind, and don't use a lot of soft language. You can probably tell from reading some of the information in my profile. I view it as honesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I don't read fiction books. I find reading novels boring. I have a preference for reading and learning about the real world. So, I read books on finance, math, and others that educate me further. I'm sure that anything I read would bore most of you. You can blame the high school English teachers out there for ruining me on fictional literature.

Movies - If you can't tell from my profile, I got news for you. We're not going to get along very well.

Shows - I don't watch a lot of shows anymore. Nowadays, it seems you need to catch shows at the beginning and go from there to truly understand the show. I cut the cord of cable about a year ago and haven't looked back. I catch what I can on Hulu, and Netflix after I watch all the Hulu.

Music - I mostly listen to classic rock, hard rock, and metal. But I like a little of everything. If it's not country, I'm usually ok with it. I kinda dig the old school hip hop radio station.

Food - Hamburgers are my favorite food. I will almost always go to some greasy spoon burger joint to get some good burgers.
Six things I could never do without
Well, I'm guessing they mean non-essential things for life that we don't really need, but like to have around...

Computer, baseball, my calculator (because I can't do everything in my head), movies, The Internet, and math.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future.
Math stuff.
How things work.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my vocational paradigm shift, I now have Friday's free! You should do something to keep me busy! There are so many little spots around here that might be fun to visit, and I'd hate to do it alone.
You should message me if
You should message me if you want to hear from me. I may send you a message in the near future, but you never know if I'll actually see you or not. I believe a woman saying "hi" first is completely underrated. I don't think you realize how appreciative decent guys would be if the interested women would save them the time of emailing dozens of unresponsive ladies to find the one that would actually be interested. I always respond to every message I receive (even if you're the opposite of what I'm looking for), so have no fear of being ignored!

If you're one of the few awesome ladies who are ok with the fact that I currently (and, for a significant time in the future) have no plans on owning a vehicle. I work online, there's a Kroger right next door, and plenty of restaurants and places to shop for most of what I need within a mile of walking distance. Pretty much the only reason I "need" to have a vehicle is to placate women who believe this is an important trait. I figure, if you're the kind of woman that many men would want to know for a long time, this issue isn't that big of a deal.

If you dig the Credence and hate the fucking Eagles. Or Journey. Fuck those guys too!

If you're local. I didn't move 700 miles to find a midwest girl ;)
The two of us