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My self-summary
Hi ladies, My name is Josh. I don't write about myself much but here it goes. I graduated from college with a Bachelors of Science in psychology and Communications in June of 2007. I also have 2 associate degrees. I like to binge watch multiple series on Netflix and Hulu. I like take long walks for no reason at all. I like to cook, read, write short stories and create things via photoshop and illustrator. I am a professional ghostwriter who writes short stories and children's stories. I am also a published author of 4 novelettes and 5 children's stories. My long term goal was to someday become a counselor or a youth/disability rights advocate. (well I don't see that one happening?) It might though. I was going to Westwood College because I wanted to be a graphic designer or a web designer...It was kinda a midlife crisis thing at 25 (haha). Right now I currently manage my own graphic design and freelance writing career from home. I do most of my services on a gig website called Fiverr. I am also an Ebay seller of random $hi+. Enough about me i want to hear about you.

My interests include: writing poetry and writing short stories in hopes of getting published, listening to music, and reading. just to name a few things. if you enjoy music, movies, you're a computer geek (lol), or like getting out and about well...hmmm. I also love tattoos I have 13 right now and soon I will have more maybe. You should message me if I sound interesting? Just message me if you feel froggy.

I am jovial, witty, and addictive
What I’m doing with my life
I would someday like to go back for grad school but I'm unsure (i tried the grad school thing at Capella University and it didn't do too well or maybe I wasn't ready). I was going to Westwood college for Visual Communications and Graphic design, but the student loans were killing me. It was a scam for profit college. (graphic design and web design is my new found passion though ....loooovvve it!) Currently I work for myself as a graphic designer and freelance ghostwriter. I haven't got very much business with my own clients yet, but I do pretty well on a site called I'm getting my name out there. I sell services on a website called Fiverr (like i mentioned) and I make decent money on there. So I am still putting my graphic design and writing skills to use.
I’m really good at
Communicating with, understanding, and reading people. My first or second impression of a person is usually so dead on that i can tell if A) They don't want to talk to me B) They are full of BS or C) I no longer desire to talk to them. But, most times i am very friendly and like to meet as many people as possible and make friends as much possible. I'm good at writing al. I'm good at all sorts of things. I have quite the witty mind and im a type B personality. Im good at working on and diagnosing problems with computers (well sometimes). I'm great with Adobe CS5 Photoshop and Illustrator. And I'm really good at just being myself. (that's not hard to do)
The first things people usually notice about me
First things people notice is my eyes, my kind personality, my wit and sarcasm, and that i can be quite unusual. But who isn't right? i like to dress in the grunge fashion still sometimes. amazing huh? ya grunge was for the 90's but i don't think it ever (think about it Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Silverchair, The Verve Pipe, The Toadies)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have too much too answer here so lets give some examples.

Favorite music: Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Slipknot, Bullet for my Valentine, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Apocalyptica, Coheed and Cambria, Dead Poetic, HIM, Hurt, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, The Rasmus, Drowning Pool, Finger Eleven, Disturbed, Stonesour, Eminem, Slipknot, Tool, Xzibit, Eminem, Kayne West, Ice Cube, Korn, Everlast, Hellogoodbye, Atreyu, The Spill Canvas, Five Finger Death Punch, Flyleaf, ill Nino, Hurt, Non Point. (plus many more).

Favorite movies: Labyrinth, The Goonies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, 1408, The Number 23, The Secret Window, Bug, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I-Robot, Transformers, The Condemned, See No Evil, The Marine, Stranger than Fiction, Gridiron Gang, I Am Legend, Good Luck Chuck, Farse of the Penguins, Bedtime Stories, Monsters Vs. Aliens, Where in the World is Osama Bin Ladan, Fahrenheit 9/11, American History X, Crash, Yes Man, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Coraline, My Bloody Valentine. (just to name a few)

Favorite tv shows:Dexter, Numb3rs, Breaking Bad, House, Orange is the New Black, Deadbeats, Misfits, Endgame, Lie to me, Community, Shark Tank, Dragons Den, SOA, WWE wrestling (Raw, Smackdown, and NXT), CSI, Psych, Burn Notice, Steve Wilkos Show, Jerry Springer, Judge Alex, Forensic Files, The first 48, Criss Angel Mindfreak, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs and there are quite a few others i'm forgetting.

Favorite Books: "Talk, Talk", by T.C. Boyle "Worlds End" By T.C. Boyle, "The Beans of Egypt Maine" By Carolyn Chute, "Indian Killer" by Sherman Alexie, "Cell" by Stephen King, "The Color of Water" by James McBride, The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown. (just to name a few). i finished reading Angels and Demons a long time ago and then saw the movie and i was kind of upset at the artistic direction. The last books i read were The Hunger Games novels and Beautiful Creatures. Oh and I like reading Stephen King books (ones not put into "Cell, "The Colorado Kid" "The Girl who Loved Tom Gorden, his nightmares and dreamscapes and short stories books (that's where secret window and 1408 came from). I like how the "Colorado Kid" and some other short stories tie into the Syfy show Haven.

Food: Mountain Dew, Chai Latte, burritos, tacos, chicken, lasagna, Oreos, roast beef, Ramen noodles, spaghetti, ravioli, Fried Chicken, Reeses PB Cups, Lucky Charms, Cocoa Pebbles, Hungymen Tv Dinners...etc. if it's bad for me i probably eat it.
Six things I could never do without
Mountain Dew, Food, Water/fresh air, Sleep, My laptop, My Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my Future will look like. When i will find the woman of my dreams. And what my life will look like in 20 or 30 years. (scary huh?)

How successful my freelance career will be in another 5-10 years.

why the hell can birds fly but man can't unless they use a machine. wanna fly. I want my house to fly like in the movie "Up"! It's all about science bi+ch3$.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching TV, watching a good movie, or spending time with friends. Sometimes i spend too much time online, but hey who doesn't?

I also like to play my PS3 or watch movies on it. The PS3 is absolutely a fun time. I can't tear myself away from it sometimes. I used to have an Xbox 360 and now I have a PS3. I think the PS4 is cool, but I probably won't get it anytime soon when it comes out because it's not backwards compatible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Petite Mal Epilepsy. It's not easy dealing with believe me and i don't like to openly tell people all the time. if you have questions ask.
You should message me if
you like what you read and are interested in talking to me. If you're interested please message me. I'm quite friendly i don't bite. ;) ^-^
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