36 San Antonio, United States
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I’m really good at
I do Systems and Network Administration right now, sort of a Jack of all Trades, Master of None. I'm experienced enough to know when I don't know something, and my Google Fu is strong!

I can swallow over a dozen pills in one gulp!

I'm a good driver, and if you throw something at me I'll most likely catch it, with either hand. I'm pretty decent at games, be it card games or something more involved like Starcraft.

I'd like to think I give a pretty darn respectable massage.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big fat man, it's readily apparent! If we're in the right lighting, the blue in my eyes really stand out. When I'm really lucky the first thing people notice about me is that I'm already "in their base, killin' their d00dz"

The parts of me that's got the most compliments from Women are my fingernails?

I worry that everyone notices that my "hi-beams" are always on, but I secretly want the right person to notice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wow, since I got the internet I've only read a few books. Books I've read and enjoyed include LoTR and the Hitchhiker's Guide. Back in high school I read Fantasy books like The Sword of Truth and Wheel of Time, and while I'll gladly engage in that sort of nerdery, but don't expect me to take it too seriously. I read a ton of news and blogs, though lately I'm avoiding the news because it's always such a downer.

Movies I can think of off the top of my head: Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Naked Gun Trilogy, BTTF, old Star Wars movies, The Matrix, Fight Club, 80's Action Movies, Terminator 1&2.

TV Shows I've enjoyed: Upright Citizen's Brigade, Futurama, How Stuff Works, Junkyard Wars, Venture Brothers, Extreme Elimination Challenge, Pro Starcraft, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Star Trek: TNG, MacGuyver, Married with Children. I grew up on shows like Saved by the Bell, Full House, Home Improvement, and Family Matters, so I can appreciate jokes about how creepy Bob Saget is. I enjoy watching most sports, but don't get emotionally involved in outcomes.

Music: I tend towards Rock/Metal/Grunge, with a little punk aftertaste. I like Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Old Metallica, Green Day, Tool, NOFX, Dio, Heart, Sabbath, Chili Peppers, Iron Maiden. Guess it was late 90's before I really heard anything but church music and video game music.

For foods, there's pretty much nothing I don't like to eat, but there are things I avoid for other reasons. I delivered pizza and never got tired of eating it. Years of Conditioning by TMNT has rendered pizza to be the idea food in my brain. I like Chinese, Mediterranean and Mexican food a lot too. Right now I'm on an Indian food kick, and I love me some Sag Paneer and Chicken Tikka Masala.
The six things I could never do without
Water, preferably with ice. I carry around very large mug from the gas station where ever I go.
Stretching back and leg muscles
Glasses - I am blind as a bat without them
Ice Tea, and don't gimme no sweet
Floss picks
hugs & snuggles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are there are 10 times as many 90% matches in Austin than in San Antonio? Has technology really improved our lives, or just complicated them? I'm pondering possible alternative careers.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually in bed by 11, but I like to Chill and mess around on the computer, maybe play some computer games with family. I'm more of an early bird wake and bake kind of guy. I'm honestly more down to do things first thing in the morning than at night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My feet are so ticklish I don't even like to touch them myself.
You should message me if
You can look at my match questions/graphs and pretty much tell the sort of things I'm into, though I won't enumerate them here.

You want to meet in person, instead of a long online relationship.

If God is in your "6 things" list, please don't bother. I'm not a militant atheist, but I don't believe in anything supernatural at all, and that tends to inevitably offend some people.