36San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
Disclaimer: My username doesn't really have any significance, and is actually the two words from my CAPTCHA. I'll admit that I am a serial comma abuser though!

I'm a pretty quiet, low-key kind of guy, but occasionally I'll party hard enough that people I don't even recognize remember me from 10 years ago! I do my best to treat others with respect, and to do the right thing.
I’m really good at
I do Systems and Network Administration right now, sort of a Jack of all Trades, Master of None. I'm experienced enough to know when I don't know something, and my Google Fu is strong!

I can swallow over a dozen pills in one gulp!

I'm a good driver, and if you throw something at me I'll most likely catch it, with either hand. I'm pretty decent at games, be it card games or something more involved like Starcraft.

I'd like to think I give a pretty darn respectable massage.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big fat man, it's readily apparent! If we're in the right lighting, the blue in my eyes really stand out. When I'm really lucky the first thing people notice about me is that I'm already "in their base, killin' their d00dz"

The part of me that's gotten the most compliments from Women are my fingernails?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books I've read and really enjoyed include LoTR and the Hitchhiker's Guide. I do read a lot, but not so much in "book" format.

Movies I can think of off the top of my head: Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Naked Gun Trilogy, BTTF, old Star Wars movies, The Matrix, Fight Club, 80's Action Movies, Terminator 1&2.

TV Shows I've enjoyed: Upright Citizen's Brigade, Futurama, How Stuff Works, Iron Chef, Junkyard Wars, Venture Brothers, Extreme Elimination Challenge, Pro Starcraft, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Star Trek: TNG, MacGuyver, Married with Children. I grew up on shows like Saved by the Bell, Full House, Home Improvement, and Family Matters, so I can appreciate jokes about how creepy Bob Saget is. I enjoy watching most sports, but don't get emotionally involved in outcomes.

Music: I always tended towards Rock/Metal/Grunge, with a little punk aftertaste. I like Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Old Metallica, Green Day, Tool, NOFX, Dio, Heart, Sabbath, Chili Peppers, Iron Maiden. Guess it was late 90's before I really heard anything but church music and video game music. I can appreciate most genres of music, and can do vocals when motivated.

For foods, there's pretty much nothing I don't like to eat, but there are things I avoid for other reasons. I delivered pizza and never got tired of eating it. Years of Conditioning by TMNT has rendered pizza to be the idea food in my brain. I like Chinese, Mediterranean and Mexican food a lot too. Right now I'm on an Indian food kick, and I love me some Sag Paneer and Chicken Tikka Masala.
Six things I could never do without
Water, preferably with ice. I carry around a huge gas station mug where ever I go.
Stretching back and leg muscles
Glasses - I am blind as a bat without them
Ice Tea, and don't gimme no sweet
Floss picks
hugs & snuggles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I have 10 times as many 90% matches in Austin than in San Antonio? Do I need to move? Has technology really improved our lives, or just complicated them?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually in bed by 11, but I like to Chill and mess around on the computer, maybe play some computer games with family and friends. I'm more of an early bird wake and bake kind of guy. I'm honestly more down to do all manner of things in the morning than at night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My feet are so ticklish I don't even like to touch them myself.
You should message me if
You can look at my match questions/graphs and pretty much tell the sort of things I'm into, though I won't enumerate them here.

You want to meet in person, instead of a long online relationship.

Obviously you'd need to be down with big dudes because though I'm working on losing weight, I'll still be fat for a long while.
The two of us