thedemonclown
32Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I sell 4-star hotel rooms like a boss. I write sci-fi /fantasy stories that are mostly shit. I type & read faster than most people think. To say I act like I was raised by wolves would be an insult to wolves. I love TV shows & novels for the same reason. I really love walking through big cities at 3 a.m. because it makes me feel like a lone survivor of the apocalypse.
What I’m doing with my life
Existing and liking it.
I’m really good at
Cooking, writing, cutting through bullshit, eating a disgustingly impossible amount of Pizza Rolls in 1 sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear my geekiness on my sleeve. Literally: I have a Doctor Who equivalent to one of those tux shirts that has the design of the 10th Doctor's suit on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Anything by Robert J. Sawyer, Timothy Zahn, Chuck Palahniuk, George R.R. Martin, John Scalzi, Jim Butcher, & Karen Traviss.

MOVIES: Anything from Christopher Nolan, Guillermo del Toro, Guy Ritchie, & Joss Whedon...the Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings & Indiana Jones trilogies, the Harry Potter series...and, in general, good sci-fi/fantasy, action/adventure, & J-horror.

SHOWS: Doctor Who, Torchwood, House, Being Human (U.S. version; haven't seen the original Brit one), The Office (U.K. version), Community, Archer, Titan Maximum, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Fringe, The X-Files, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dollhouse, E.R., Weeds, Dexter, Oz, Deadwood, Rome, South Park, Futurama, Falling Skies, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Sons Of Anarchy, Nip/Tuck, American Dad, Arrested Developent...Hint: I like TV a lot more than I like movies.

MUSIC: Metal, rock, rap (when it isn't just about money, bitches, & the usual rap stereotypes), and soundtracks of all kinds are my favorite genres. If it helps, here's some of my favorite bands/artists/whatever: Metallica, Twiztid, Tech N9ne, Immortal Technique, Eminem, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Daft Punk, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Audioslave, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, AC/DC, Garbage, Fort Minor, ICP, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Clint Mansell, Akira Yamaoka, Jack Wall & the other 90 composers who worked on Mass Effect, Muse, Tool, The Wombats, The Doors, The Pretty Reckless, Coheed & Cambria, Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts, Johnny Cash, Evanescence, Halia Meguid, Skillet, The Glitch Mob, Smashing Pumpkins, and The Wallflowers.

GAMES (VIDEO & OTHERWISE): Mass Effect (yes, I even liked 3's ending...well, the Extended Cut, at least), Risk, Monopoly, Dungeons & Dragons, pretty much any Star Wars game except those terrible FMV Rebel Assault games, X-COM, Portal, Half-Life (Related: Black Mesa Source should be canonized by Gabe Newell. Discuss), Batman: Arkham Asylum/City, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario 64, any Mario Kart, Final Fantasy 7, Armed & Dangerous, Monkey Island, Magic: The Gathering

FOOD: Italian, Chinese, Mexican, chocolate, red meat, omelets
Six things I could never do without
Trust, chemistry, passion, logic, stories, & good vittles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just how absurd a lot of things can seem with the right context.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
(813) 732-2597.

Also, I have OCD. And not in the "oh, I hate when my pencils aren't straight, I am sooooo OCD!" way - I mean I literally have obsessive compulsions regarding the germs/bodily fluids of strangers.
You should message me if
You don't mind fat guys and don't have STDs, kids, or a current significant other.
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