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My self-summary
I sell 4-star hotel rooms like a boss. I write sci-fi /fantasy stories of varying quality. I type & read faster than most people can think. To say I act like I was raised by wolves would be an insult to the manners & social skills of wolves. I love TV shows & novels for the same reason. I really love walking through big cities at 3 a.m. because it makes me feel like a lone survivor of the apocalypse.

IDLE THOUGHT OF THE MOMENT (10/19/2016): Empty.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, writing.
I’m really good at
Cooking, writing, ruthlessly cutting through bullshit, adding very detailed explanations to my answers for all the questions on this site, and kicking major ass on Rainbow Road.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear my geekiness on my sleeve. Literally: I have a Doctor Who equivalent to one of those tux shirts that has the design of the 10th Doctor's suit on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Anything by Robert J. Sawyer, Timothy Zahn, Chuck Palahniuk, George R.R. Martin, John Scalzi, Jim Butcher, & Karen Traviss.

MOVIES: Anything from Christopher Nolan, Guillermo del Toro, Guy Ritchie, & Joss Whedon...the Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings & Indiana Jones trilogies, the Harry Potter series...and, in general, good sci-fi/fantasy, action/adventure, & J-horror.

SHOWS: Doctor Who, Torchwood, House, Being Human (U.S. version; haven't seen the original Brit one), The Office (U.K. version), Community, Archer, Titan Maximum, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Fringe, The X-Files, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dollhouse, E.R., Weeds, Dexter, Oz, Deadwood, Rome, South Park, Futurama, Falling Skies, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Sons Of Anarchy, Nip/Tuck, American Dad, Arrested Developent...Hint: I like TV a lot more than I like movies.

MUSIC: Metal, rock, rap (when it isn't just about money, bitches, & the usual rap stereotypes), and soundtracks of all kinds are my favorite genres. If it helps, here's some of my favorite bands/artists/whatever: Metallica, Twiztid, Tech N9ne, Immortal Technique, Eminem, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Daft Punk, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Audioslave, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, AC/DC, Garbage, Fort Minor, ICP, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Clint Mansell, Akira Yamaoka, Jack Wall & the other 90 composers who worked on Mass Effect, Muse, Tool, The Wombats, The Doors, The Pretty Reckless, Coheed & Cambria, Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts, Johnny Cash, Evanescence, Halia Meguid, Skillet, The Glitch Mob, Smashing Pumpkins, and The Wallflowers.

GAMES (VIDEO & OTHERWISE): Mass Effect (yes, I even liked 3's ending...well, the Extended Cut, at least), Risk, Monopoly, Dungeons & Dragons, pretty much any Star Wars game except those terrible FMV Rebel Assault games, X-COM, Portal, Half-Life (Related: Black Mesa Source should be canonized by Gabe Newell. Discuss), Batman: Arkham Asylum/City, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario 64, any Mario Kart, Final Fantasy 7, Armed & Dangerous, Monkey Island, Magic: The Gathering

FOOD: Italian, Chinese, Mexican, chocolate, red meat, omelets
Six things I could never do without
Trust, chemistry, passion, logic, stories, & good vittles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that I am basically an ape whose ancestors ate so many calories that we eventually gained self-awareness, and now I can communicate instantly to anyone on the planet through a tiny plastic-and-metal device that runs off of highly-contained lightning. I mean...dude...what the fuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
(813) 732-2597.

Also, I have OCD. And not in the "oh, I hate when my pencils aren't straight, I am sooooo OCD!" way - I mean I literally have obsessive compulsions regarding the germs/bodily fluids of strangers.
You should message me if
I kind of don't care anymore. I don't like women with STDs, kids, or significant others who they're looking to either cheat on with me or add me to some kind of polyamorous arrangement (yes, both have happened more than once, hence the warning). So, if you're not in violation of any of those, feel free to hit me up.
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