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My self-summary
Name's Don, I'm an Ohio native, and I have a bachelor's in creative writing but I now work at the Jacksonville Zoo. (It's been a weird career path.)

I have a dachshund mix named Dixie who goes kayaking with me. Peanut butter is the greatest food ever. I don't like cheese or pasta. I always have Cards Against Humanity in my car, just in case. Most of my free time is spent fishing from my kayak, reading, watching movies, hanging out with friends, and trying to include my dog in all those activities.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at the Jacksonville Zoo.
I’m really good at
I'm good at setting up "That's what she said" jokes. It's fun saying purposely leading statements and I can count on my immature friends to catch it and finish the joke.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bitchin' tan line. I go from white to red in a hurry, with no in between.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorites are fantasy books, especially George R.R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson, and Jim Butcher

Some of my favorite shows, in no particular order, are: Arrested Development, Futurama, Simpsons, Game of Thrones, anything Stargate, Babylon 5, Firefly, Archer, Robot Chicken, Doctor Who, Community, Bob's Burgers, Walking Dead

Some favorite movies: The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Die Hard, Black Dynamite, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Up, Wall-E, The Lion King, Toy Story, Star Wars IV-VI, Shaun of the Dead, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Office Space, and anything with unusually large or aggressive creatures eating people. The only time I watch horror movies is with a cuddle buddy.

A few bands: The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Twenty One Pilots, The Airborne Toxic Event, Imagine Dragons, Of Monsters and Men, Awolnation, Muse, Young the Giant, fun., The Killers, Cake, Noah and the Whale, Grouplove, Deathcab for Cutie, The White Stripes, The Dead Weather. Pretty much anything not country, most rap, or screaming metal.

As for food, my last meal would be BBQ ribs and anything with peanut butter in it.
Six things I could never do without
My glasses, my dog, fishing, keeping my feet covered while sleeping (protection from monsters!), an internet connection, and warm weather
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if an animal got out at the zoo. Do I lead the guests to safety? Or courageously take on the beast and defeat it single-handed?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or at home watching a movie or reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still try to move objects with my mind. One of these days...
You should message me if
You think giraffes are awesome.
The two of us