34Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I like to think that I'm funny, genuine, and eccentric.

I work from home and I have 2 cats, Tim and Una. Tim is my office manager. He sleeps in a heated cat bed beside my desk.

I make my own seltzer but I get lazy when it comes to espresso. I also make cold brew now. I like caffeine.

I LOVE to cook but I'm usually too lazy to do it. I live in the Italian Market so there's a constant battle between the food available to me and how my pants fit.

I go to the gym a lot and I'm constantly sore. I eat a lot of pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
As a small child, I only ate chicken nuggets and played a lot of nintendo.

Now I play computers for a living and still eat chicken nuggets occasionally, and other things, cause I'm an adult now. I think.
I’m really good at
Bike riding
Cat whispering
Cat listening
People listening
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hood rat shit, Real Estate, Grizzly Bear, Neon Indian, M83, The Naked And Famous, Wye Oak, Com Truise, Arcade Fire, Fleetwood Mac, Father John Misty, Iron & Wine, Bombay Bicycle Club, The Joy Formidable, Beach House, Best Coast, Crystal Castles, Drake, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne

Books: Anything Kurt Vonnegut, and some other stuff too.

Food: I'm a reformed picky eater and now I like to go on food adventures. Work in progress.
Six things I could never do without
The Letter C
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell is my cat thinking?
When he meows in his sleep, does that mean he's dreaming?
When he wakes up and meows a bunch, did he have a nightmare?
What was that nightmare?
Why can't he speak english?
What can I do to help?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm much happier hanging out with my cats than I am with most people.
You should message me if
You like hanging out and acting stupid
The two of us