29 Valley Village, United States
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My self-summary
I tell bad jokes. I'm usually pretty shy at first but once I get to know a person I can actually be pretty loud and obnoxious... or fun depending on how you look at it.
What I’m doing with my life
I work the Help Desk at small media company that rhymes with "This Knee". No- I can't get free tickets...yet. I can maybe fix your computer though? So yeah, there's that...

I also go to the gym because cheese...
I’m really good at
-Making bad music for fun
-telling bad jokes
-getting laughs
-getting laughed at
-trolling your okc profile
-nothing. I can do nothing better than anyone.

I am really good at being modest. Im probably like the most modest person ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
This creepy middle aged hispanic guy once told me I have beautiful blue eyes.... So from his perspective- probably how fast I can run.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now!, Ace Ventura 2, In Bruges, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane, Office Space

Books - Wheres Waldo?, Crime and Punishment, or anything Dr. Suess. Actually not a big reader, but Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is pretty much my go to answer. 1984 too. Same as everyone else.

Shows - The Walking Dead, South Park, Delocated, Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones (Update- Just finished season 5. This show sucks), Last Week Tonight

Music - A lot. I basically collect CDs these days and buy them 10 at a time on amazon.
Electronic - Aphex twin, Justice etc...
Hip Hop- Wu tang clan, MF Doom, Kendrick Lamar ...
Rock - My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Queens of the Stone Age, and Radiohead
A bunch of other crap that won't impress you.

Food - Cheeseycarbs
The six things I could never do without
1) My head- I've thought about living without a head... I just... don't think I could do it.

2) My videogame skillz- This one gets me all the babes.

3) All the babes.

4) My music collection (a real answer!?)

5) Maths
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How ironic it is that people who watch "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" are the same people who complain about foreign films because they don't like to read subtitles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and evaluating where it all went wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
Most people just put "If you want to." Screw that, you should send me a message if you DONT want to. Just something ranging from "lol pass" to "Ew! Hell no!"

But seriously, you should message me if you want a kind, intelligent man with goals and a good sense of humor and you're ready to give up on those expectations.