theebeezkneez
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My self-summary
Personality Cheat Codes:

Myers-Briggs; INFP

Enneagram; Peacemaker, Loyalist

Love Language; Words, Acts

I'm an introvert until you get me one on one.

I'm verbose af.

All about people-watching and imagining what they're talking about and how long they've know each other.

Also dig reading, writing and crafting.

I'm into art and music, and I have tattoos, but I guess I consider myself more logical/analytical.

Small business owner, working on a degree. I don't have a lot of free time, but I make the time I have count.

I make my bed almost every morning and I sleep on the left side. I may or may not be a morning person (I am) 🙊

I drink my coffee black. Unless it's cold brew, in which case I like a little pinch of stevia. Unless it's on nitro, then we're back to black.

If I'm mad, I probably just need a hug or a snack or for you to say something nice, Grudges aren't really my jam.

If thick girls don't do it for you, it's all good. We all have our preferences 👌🏻

Now that I've answered your most burning questions,

What I'm looking for:

People I genuinely connect with. Ultimately, I'm looking for a partner, though I'm in no hurry. Specifically, I like those who are thoughtful, loving, level-headed, imaginative, goofy, outgoing, nurturing, kind, funny and optimistic, but can still talk a little shit ☺️
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, The Bell Jar, How I Became Stupid, Invisible Monsters, To Kill a Mockingbird.

Movies: The 400 Blows, 500 Days of Summer, American History X, Eternal Sunshine, Fantastic Mr Fox, Garden State, Juno, Lars and The Real Girl, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, The Royal Tenenbaums, Wristcutters.

TV: Archer, Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Rick & Morty, Shameless.

Music is all over the map. Artists I've seen within the last year or so: AFI, All American Rejects, Band of Horses, Beach House, Beck, Bishop Briggs, Blaqk Audio, Blink 182, Chromeo,, Crystal Castles, A Day To Remember, Deerhunter, Dvbbs, Glass Animals, Goldensuns, Local Natives, Motion City Soundtrack, Rag'n'Bone Man, RJD2, Santigold, The Spill Canvas, Superhumanoids, Vs Colour, Warpaint, Yeasayer.

Food: Spicy. Chocolate. Cheese. Gin.

Currently pescatarian.
Six things I could never do without
Human interaction.
Alone time.
Creative pursuits.
Scientific studies.
Cold, sunny days.
Fucking bubble baths, man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My friend recently compared me to Larry David (a la CYE) and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Can you be flattered and horrified for the exact same reason? What does that say about me? Who even am I?
On a typical Friday night I am
Helping blind children.

...the verb, not the adjective 😏
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes worry about trivial things (anxiety).
Oh, and I really hate bees.
You should message me if
You have a decent sense of humor.

You're interested in genuine friendships or dating.

You want to go out and DO something: dog beach, tapas, brunch, Padres, live music, dance lessons, mini golf, the symphony... I'm game!

**I value diversity and respect differences of opinion, but please do not message me if you voted for Trump. We clearly have different priorities in life.
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