theebeezkneez
27 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
Hello there! My name is Victoria, and there are a few things you should know about me:

I'm an INFP, which means I'm most comfortable in the role of quiet observer.
However, I open up pretty easily to those who take time to engage me.
With close friends, I can even be the life of the party.
I'm fluent in sarcasm and (apparently) have a dry sense of humor.
This tends to get me into really awkward situations...
That said, I take things like politics, race and feminism seriously.
...but I'm not above cracking a tasteless joke.
I pride myself on my honesty, though it sometimes borders on brutal.
I'm a student, a builder, a tinkerer and an artist.
I like figuring out how things work; mechanically, philosophically, etc.
I'm not one for arguing or debating, but I do enjoy sharing ideas.
I tend to be a "realist", but I'll be damned if optimism doesn't feel nice.
I try to practice yoga regularly to keep myself centered.
I also really enjoy food and believe it brings people together.
On average, I wear a size 16. So if thick girls aren't your thing, that's ok!

I'm basically just a good-natured asshole who's looking to make genuine connections. Also, I might swear like a sailor? Fuckit.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently:
Self-employed, working on general ed, finding new hobbies in my spare time

Goals:
Finish college, settle into my career, save some money, give back
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984, Invisible Monsters, How I Became Stupid.

The 400 Blows, Fantastic Mr Fox, Juno, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, Wristcutters, Reservoir Dogs, Garden State, Royal Tenenbaums, 500 Days of Summer, Lars and The Real Girl, American History X.

It's Always Sunny, Archer, Rick & Morty.

Indie, Hiphop, Folk, Pop, Classical.
On Sundays: Fitzgerald, Armstrong, Sinatra.

Cheese plates, anything spicy, dark chocolate.
Tea, black coffee, gin.
The six things I could never do without
Human interaction.
Alone time.
Creative pursuits.
Scientific studies.
Cold, sunny days.
Fucking bubble baths, man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Helping blind children.

...the verb, not the adjective.

😏
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes worry about trivial things (anxiety).
Oh, and I really hate bees.
You should message me if
You have a sneaking suspicion we'd get along.

You're interested in genuine friendships or relationships.
(I'm looking for both, though the latter requires the former, I believe)

You're still feeling the Bern.
(But are ultimately voting for the lesser of two evils)

You want to go out and DO something: dog beach, tapas, brunch, Padres, live music, dance lessons, mini golf, the symphony... I'm game!

And/or you've ever thought you'd like to hang out with Pam from 'Archer'. The comparison may or may not have been made on more than one occasion.
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