theebeezkneez
27 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
Hello there! My name is Victoria, and there are a few things you should know about me:

I'm an INFP, which means I'm most comfortable in the role of quiet observer.
However, I open up pretty easily to those who take time to engage me.
With close friends, I can even be the life of the party.
I'm fluent in sarcasm and (apparently) have a dry sense of humor.
This tends to get me into really awkward situations...
That said, I take things like politics, race and feminism seriously.
...but I'm not above cracking a tasteless joke.
I pride myself on my honesty, though it sometimes borders on brutal.
I'm a student, a builder, a tinkerer and an artist.
I like figuring out how things work; mechanically, philosophically, etc.
I'm not one for arguing or debating, but I do enjoy sharing ideas.
I tend to be a "realist", but I'll be damned if optimism doesn't feel nice.
I try to practice yoga regularly to keep myself centered.
I also really enjoy food and believe it brings people together.
On average, I wear a size 16. So if thick girls aren't your thing, that's ok!

I'm basically just a good-natured asshole who's looking to make genuine connections. Also, I might swear like a sailor? Fuckit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984, Invisible Monsters, How I Became Stupid.

The 400 Blows, Fantastic Mr Fox, Juno, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, Wristcutters, Reservoir Dogs, Garden State, Royal Tenenbaums, 500 Days of Summer, Lars and The Real Girl, American History X.

It's Always Sunny, Archer, Rick & Morty.

Indie, Hiphop, Folk, Pop, Classical.
On Sundays: Fitzgerald, Armstrong, Sinatra.

Cheese plates, anything spicy, dark chocolate.
Tea, black coffee, gin.
The six things I could never do without
Human interaction.
Alone time.
Creative pursuits.
Scientific studies.
Cold, sunny days.
Fucking bubble baths, man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Helping blind children.

...the verb, not the adjective.

😏
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes worry about trivial things (anxiety).
Oh, and I really hate bees.
You should message me if
You have a sneaking suspicion we'd get along.

You're interested in genuine friendships or relationships.
(I'm looking for both, though the latter requires the former, I believe)

You're still feeling the Bern.
(But are ultimately voting for the only viable candidate with similar ideals.)

You want to go out and DO something: dog beach, tapas, brunch, Padres, live music, dance lessons, mini golf, the symphony... I'm game!

You've ever thought you'd like to hang out with Pam from 'Archer'. The comparison may or may not have been made on more than one occasion.

And/or you're not one of these people: http://thoughtcatalog.com/stephanie-georgopulos/2011/04/a-guide-to-writing-the-most-generic-okcupid-profile-ever/
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