I'm an INFP, which means I'm most comfortable in the role of quiet observer. However, I open up pretty easily to those who take time to engage me. With close friends, I can even be the life of the party.
I'm fluent in sarcasm and (apparently) have a dry sense of humor. I take things like politics, race and feminism seriously...but I'm not above cracking a tasteless joke.
I'm a student, a builder, a tinkerer and an artist. I like figuring out how things work; mechanically, philosophically, etc. I'm not one for arguing or debating, but I do enjoy sharing ideas.
I also really enjoy food and believe it brings people together. On average, I wear a size 16. So if thick girls aren't your thing, that's ok! I also have visible tattoos.
I'm basically just a good-natured asshole who's looking to make genuine connections :)
The 400 Blows, Fantastic Mr Fox, Juno, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, Wristcutters, Reservoir Dogs, Garden State, Royal Tenenbaums, 500 Days of Summer, Lars and The Real Girl, American History X.
Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Rick & Morty.
Indie, Hiphop, Folk, Pop, Classical.
On Sundays: Fitzgerald, Armstrong, Sinatra.
Cheese, anything spicy, dark chocolate, gin. Currently a pescatarian.
Cold, sunny days.
Fucking bubble baths, man.
...the verb, not the adjective 😏
Oh, and I really hate bees.
You're interested in genuine friendships or relationships.
(I'm looking for both, though the latter requires the former, I believe)
You want to go out and DO something: dog beach, tapas, brunch, Padres, live music, dance lessons, mini golf, the symphony... I'm game!
**I value diversity and respect differences of opinion, but please do not message me if you voted for Trump. We clearly have different priorities in life.