35 Crown Point, United States
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My self-summary
I am so smart that Einstein traveled into the future to when I was 5 years old to have me solve some of the equations that he could not. Within a matter of minutes, I sketched out the solutions on my Etch a Sketch with lightning fast accuracy. After that simple task was completed, I tossed old Einstein a hive five, a fist pump and a slight "yes, I just did that" grin.

Einstein was so excited to return to his time and take credit for my accomplishments that he started chanting "Ich liebe dieses schöne Kind. Ich werde so berühmt zu sein ."

I'm also a ninja, I eat raw meat and protein only, I can bench press 5 tons while reading more than one book and I make most people have a religious experience when I'm near them. Usually, they cry but in a good way.

I also make babies laugh and smile when I teach them how to become amazing (like myself) all while holding twelve puppies to show off my sensitive side.

And finally, I'm also working a novel, I can play the piano blindfolded while writing music in my head, and I make paintings that receive awards and then destroy them to keep their secrets from ever being discovered.

That should sum it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Wrestling bears, eating raw meat and blending my next protein shake.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Anything that has ninjas.

Music: I sing in the shower.

Books: I like the ones with pictures.

Food: Protein / Liquids / Fiber
The six things I could never do without
6. Drinking liquids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot about my next step to making the world an even better place than I already have. Everything else I already knew the second I was born.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
During the opening sequence of Fred and the Flintstones when Fred was kicked out by his pet dinosaur, a tear rolled down my eye. It was a touching moment that I will never forget.
You should message me if
Want to be in my next book titled "How to make people smile, one person at a time"?

IG: electroseed