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My self-summary
I'm dumb, you'll have to show me something. 🤤
What I’m doing with my life
Just trying to be healthy and work hard whenever I can by putting the right goods into my meat body and pushing myself to higher limits. Although, it is hard with all the tasty sugar products and distractions this amazing world has to offer.
I’m really good at
Keeping to myself, making GUAC, procrastinating yet always being on time, steaming perfect Spanish rice, driving, following directions, building/fixing, drinking, rolling burritos, recycling, doing the dishes and getting a good eight hours of sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably white male privilege, I mean this is New York City. Haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lit - Salinger, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Sagan, King, and Kirkman

Film - Forrest Gump, Blood Dimond, Mysterious Skin, Dumb and Dumber, The Rescuers: Down Under, The Shawshank Redemption, and Fight Club.

Podcasts - The Joe Rogan Experience, The Monday Morning Podcast, TFATK, Duncan Trussell Family Hour, Your Mom's House, Tin-Foil Hat, Part of the Problem, The Church of What's Happening Now, Radio Lab and The Bone Zone

Tele - Better Call Saul, Stranger Things, Mad Men, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, The Sopranos, and Chappelle's Show

Tunes - Conor Oberst, Brand New, The So So Glos, Kevin Devine, mewithoutYou, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Builders and The Butchers, Pinegrove and A Boogie with the Hoodie

Grub - Mexican and Italian. Lately, been trying to stay true to a KETO diet so no mexican and Italian. ☹️

But when I cheat, I will cheat HARD 🍕🌯🍩🍕🌯🍩🍕🌯🍩🍕🌯🍩
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Our planet, the ocean, the universe, cats, what tool to buy next, the future and the opposite sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking, drinking whiskey or most likely both. Maybe some dancing or jumping around and pissing people off.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself to serious.
Seriously, I really like honest people.

No social justice warriors.
The two of us