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My self-summary
I read. A lot. I geek out on detective novels and old sci-fi. I take photographs and am a freelance illustrator. I like Dr. House and Bobby Goren. I like the Smothers Brothers, the Chambers Brothers, and Tom Waits. I like going out dancing, going to museums, and I'm currently teaching myself hand lettering and brush calligraphy. I read only the best webcomics and only the very best actual comics (Transmetropolitan is my all-time fav, and I'm loving Saga and Sex Criminals) I'm not one of those people who doesn't watch TV because I'm "living my life." I can quote Mitch Hedberg with annoying accuracy.

Greg Proops is my fucking hero and if you're not listening to his podcast you're missing out. I met him this summer. We talked about Sherlock Holmes.

I sing in an all-female barbershop quartet.

I just got diagnosed with narcolepsy, so if I don't get back to you, chances are, I'm asleep.
What I’m doing with my life
Active on here once again. In an open but very casual relationship, seeking partners for play, or for something more serious, depending on our chemistry. I'd really love to find a nerdy girlfriend to watch Steven Universe with and make collages. Lately I've gotten really into makeup, and sometimes I look like a crazy person, but hey, at least I'm not boring! I'm a graphic designer, but not currently working due to an illness, though I am still working on my own projects - the major one is an app for people with chronic illnesses, and I'm trying to start a podcast about how amazing women are. I'm writing a novel. I think a lot about embarrassing things i've done in the past. On the side I take, edit, and sell photography and illustrate and design things like children's products and magazine covers. I just started learning Muay Thai boxing a few months ago, and it's fun as fuck, plus now I can kick your ass if you're being a jerky jerk.

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I’m really good at
Photoshop; the Sunday NY Times Crossword Puzzle; water bending; karaoke; liquid eyeliner.
The first things people usually notice about me
Im not sure. What could I possibly say here that wouldn't make me sound like a douche?

If it's summertime people tend to notice my Rolleiflex tattoo and my Sherlock Holmes tattoo. And my Moomin tattoo.

I finally have an answer for this - I'm very a lot of everything. I wear very bright makeup, I wear a lot of bold patterns and bright colors. I wear too much jewelry. I like to talk to everyone and I laugh loudly and I'm pretty high on the hedonism scale. I'm the most ENTP ENTP you will ever meet. I can be too much for some people, but most people like me well enough. I just refuse to not be me. I like makeup. I like people. But you'll probably have a hard time choosing what to notice first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: the kinks, love with arthur lee, os mutantes, the deadly snakes, the meters, the chambers brothers, radio birdman, hank williams, the murder city devils, mojo nixon, tom waits, the beach boys, ELO, pylon, bodega girls, the faces, the jam, dr. octagon, pulp, the platters, joao gilberto, the sonics, the dictators, the knocks, future islands, St. Paul & the broken bones, otis redding, neutral milk hotel, saint motel, the bleachers, the cults, brothertiger, chuck berry, clock opera, givers, 1,2,3, twin shadow, James, MNDR.

Books: Journey to the End of the Night, Ant Farm, Straight Man, the story of O, the image (Jean de Berg), hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, fear and loathing in las vegas, the Yiddish Policeman's Union, hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world, The Wild Sheep Chase, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, bonfire of the vanities, rabbit, run, american psycho, american gods, perfume, The Botany of Desire, A Natural History of the Senses, Don't Get Too Comfortable, My Family and Other Animals, anything by Mary Roach, Saul Bellow, or Nabokov.

Movies (and TV Shows): Sherlock (BBC) withnail and i, the triplettes of belleville, bottle rocket, secretary, spinal tap, Home Movies, The Muppet Show, MST3K, House M.D., Arrested Development, Law and Order: CI, Archer, Better Off Ted, Dr. Who, Tim and Eric, Adventure Time, Firefly, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Guardians of the Galaxy, Bob's Burgers, OitnB, Regular Show, Luther, Wire in the Blood, In Bruges, HANNIBAL (I'm obsessed.) Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, the IT Crowd, Cosmos, Planet Earth, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, Broad City, The Raid: Redemption, STEVEN UNIVERSE, Grace & Frankie, The Great British Bake Off.

Food: Hummus, asparagus, falafel, sweet potato fries, mango, toblerones, cookie butter, ice cream with cereal on top.

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Radiolab, Serial, This American Life, the Moth, Knifepoint Horror, the New Yorker Literary, Startalk, The Black Tapes Podcast, Limetown, Reply All, Sword & Scale, Criminal, Fugitive Waves, 99% Invisible, Mortified, basically anything on Radiotopia.

Comics: Transmetropolitan, Preacher, Sandman, Saga, Sex Criminals, anything Warren Ellis, anything Grant Morrison.
Six things I could never do without
Photoshop, my mother, Podcasts, my Rolleiflex TLR, my cat, cartoons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tattoos I'm going to get. How to afford a Hasselblad. Shit I heard on Radiolab that blew my mind, making out with Mads Mikkelsen, nail art, politics, feminism, how to not be bored, serial killers, shimmer eyeshadow, street fashion, how to get famous and important.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having an action-movie marathon, out dancing to Common People by Pulp, singing Meatloaf at kareoke, playing board games, or playing "erotic photo hunt" at a dive bar. Or, lately, re watching Hannibal. Holy fuck that show is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I write erotic fanfiction.
You should message me if
None of the above makes you want to throw up in your mouth.

Also if you have a pot belly, or plan to grow a pot belly.

Also also: if you're passionate about the things that are important to you. If you're a feminist, interested in progressive politics, or art, history, literature, words, music, or looking for a cooking or writing partner.

Also also also if you want to play Cribbage, Hearts, Settlers of Catan, MTG, or Cards Against Humanity with me. Or if you're a Muay Thai boxer and wanna spar. Or if you love amusement park rides and want to go on a rollercoaster with me.

Also if you want to be part of my queer, intersectional feminist girl gang. We're gonna wear personalized matching jackets and fight crime.

Also if you have a good horror podcast recommendation.
The two of us