43 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Married. Making friends. Looking for people who might want to...
tell me the meaning of life.

Please message me if you know what animal is featured on a classic white nitro can of Guinness.
What I’m doing with my life
Making a concerted effort to enjoy my life and relationships.
Living in the moment.
I’m really good at
teaching the quadratic formula, naming the 8 parts of speech, functional training, backsetting, hitting line off the block, throwing a football 50+ yards, shooting three-pointers, serving down the T, making puns, answering Three's Company trivia, dissecting humorous situations, telling stories, soulful eye-gazing, and transitioning from
warrior 2 to 3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Up all night I could not sleep
The whiskey that I drank was cheap
With shakin' hands I went and I lit up my last cigarette
Well the sun came, night had fled
And sleepy eyed I reached my bed
I saw you sleepy dreamin' there all covered and warm

and this:
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about this song:

or this one:
You should message me if
you have a short skirt and a long jacket

you can't stop lauging after viewing this:

you love these songs:

you were born before this song came out:

you have ever bought a record album or ever made a mix tape

you just want to get to
know me because you're cool like that.