animal_backwards
31 Quincy, United States
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My self-summary
I have a tendency to be attracted to girls who look a little weird. Normal-looking girls can also still apply. I have only ever owned red, 2-door cars. I never let anyone borrow my pen.

I'm not sure what any of this means. Care to take a guess?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to keep track of which days I need to work out. Discovering bands and albums years after they have come out and then acting like they are the brand new. Gainfully employed, but I dream of being a fisherman on a quiet island. But, then I remember that I don't fish and I can't live without wi-fi.
I’m really good at
I am an accomplished raconteur, by my own measure.

I play guitar and also write and record songs.

I'm skilled at giving advice, and terrible at taking it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ethnic ambiguity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Fight Club, Friday Night Lights, Boogie Nights, Synecdoche New York, I Heart Huckabees, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Vanilla Sky, Blow, Empire Records, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums Django Unchained, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Music: Thursday, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Explosions in the Sky, Brand New, Minus the Bear, Recover, Cassino, Pink Floyd, Queen, Prince, Blink-182, The Strokes, Daft Punk, Boys Night Out, The Doors, The Get Up Kids, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Junction 18.

Books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Less than Zero, The Catcher in the Rye, Snuff, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby.

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, Dexter, Louie, LOST, The Office, American Gladiators, Shameless, Parks and Recreation.
The six things I could never do without
::iPhone
::Google
::Food
::Water
::A car
::The idea that tomorrow just might be better than today
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If it's too late to become a celebrity and date Scarlett Johansson.

The endless expanse of the universe.

The hoverboards from Back to the Future.

If you will realize that I am mostly joking, and that my usage of sentence fragments is intentional.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with my roommates, playing board games.

Going to a show (concert).

Drinking fancy alcoholic drinks.
You should message me if
You have something better to say than, "Hey" or, "Oh my, you're so handsome." All you ladies complain about getting short messages lacking any effort and then you turn right around and think you can entice me with the same things you abhor.

I'm not just a pretty face. You have to appeal to my greater sensibilities.

(Insert cliched Marilyn Monroe quote here about you not deserving me at my best if you can't handle me at my worst, or something.)
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