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My self-summary
Fuck it! (That first sentence would be my whole summary but OKCupid says it is not long enough so the rest of this is to appease them) I mean really totally fuck it. If you can find it and it seems like it needs fucking then just fuck the shit out of that shit till it can be fucked no more and then find another hole to start fucking again. If you get tired from fucking stop and drink some sort of newfangled energy drink dealer and get back to the fucking of that shit! Thank you. PEACE AND LOVE FOREVER!!!!!!!

I am dead, idiotic, and silly
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing + 842659 = Shit on your face!
I’m really good at
Nothing........wait scratch that, a whole lot of nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look silly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. Anything by Tolkien, Rowling, Dr. Seuss, Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, and Poopface McGee

B. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Breakfast Club, Casablanca, Amelie, Punch Drunk Love, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Whose Afraid of Virginia Wolfe, My Fair Lady, Siniging in the Rain, Labyrinth, Real Genius, this list could go on a VERY long time. Basically I like movies A LOT and have many many favorites!!!

I am updating my profile and have decided to lengthen the list! Are you excited? Well you could at least act like it! Alice in Wonderland (Disney Version although frankly if it's about Alice I LOVE IT), The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, I Heart Huckabees, Ghost World, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Music Man, The Man of La Mancha (with Peter O'Toole), The first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, All Harry Potter movies, The first Lord of the Rings movie and kind of the third one but the second one can rot in hell, FUCKING STAR WARS, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Goonies, Oliver, Mary Poppins, Juliet (I think thats how it's spelled) and the Spirits, My Neighbour Totoro, The Cowboy Bebop Movie, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, Akira, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, O, Brother Where art Thou, Fargo, Lets just say anything by the Cohen Brothers, The Fifth Element, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill volumes one and two, Bio-Dome, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Both Ace Ventura movies, Encino Man, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, Citizen Kane, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Gangs of New York, All the X-Men moviesish, all the Spiderman moviesish, The Last Temptation of Christ, Seven, Hook, Grease 1 and 2, The First Wives Club, Forrest Gump, Big, anything by Kevin Smithish, Wayne's World, The Lion King, A Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut, A.I., Pretty Woman, American Beauty, Men in Black, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, American Splendor, Saturday Night Fever, THE MUPPET MOVIE, The Dark Crystal, E.T., Jurrasic Park 1, Three Men and a Baby, and Three Men and a Little Lady, Hero, Frida, The Matrix 1, Monster, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Seven Samurai, Airheads, Knocked Up, Grandma's Boy, 28 Days Later, All Batman Movies except the one with Arnold, Rebel WIthout a Cause, Show Boat, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, An American Tail, Tommy Boy, The Secret of Nimh, Fiddler on the Roof, Fern Gully, Edward Scissorhands, Face/Off, SLC Punk, South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, In&Out, Good WIll Hunting, Rain Man, Dick Tracy, The Graduate, Robin Hood (Disney Version), Nightmare Before Christmas, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Superman 1 and 2, Donnie Darko, Dazed and Confused, Almost Famous, The Pagemaster, Requiem for a Dream, Memento, The Following, Being John Malcovitch, can rest assured that I am forgetting quite a few and yes these are my favourite movies. Not just movies I like but my FAVORITES!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

C. Jeez!!! um....If you look down at the six things I could never do without music is at the top of the list. I can't stress enough how much I love music. It is the main fuel of my life. Therefore choosing a favourite would be damn near impossible for me. Lets just say if you like music a lot and I mean pretty much any type of music you and me will get along just fine!

Hey I'm updating my profile and going slightly insane while doing it so here is a list of my favorite music! The Deftones, Radiohead, Tool, Snot, Sevendust, Tom Waits, Bright Eyes, Rage Against the Machine, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arcade Fire, The Black Eyes, Modest Mouse, Queens of the Stone Age, The Eagles of Death Metal, Live Nude bait, The Turkey Whores, Mammajean, Sublime, The Seven Shot Screamers, Bob Marley, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Weird Al Yankovic, Tenacious D, ICP (Insane Clown Posse), Twiztid, The Rabbinical School Dropouts, U2, Michael Jackson, Aerosmith, System of a Down, old Weezer, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Beatles, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Big Smith, The Temptations, The Drifters, The Supremes, Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers, Smokie Robinson and the Miracles, Buddy Holly, Soundgarden, Benny Goodman, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, The Screaming Banshees, Gnarls Barkley, Jane's Addiction, Regina Spektor, The Killers, Willie Nelson, Redmusic, Mindless Self Indulgence, David Bowie, A Perfect Circle, Powerman 5000, My Chemical Romance, Franz Ferdinand, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Melt Banana, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Janis Joplin, Medeski, Martin, and Wood, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Pink Floyd, Joan Jett, The Gorrilaz, Fly Leaf, The Pretenders, Fishbone, The Blind Boys of Alabama, Beck, Bjork, Cibo Matto, The Seatbelts, The Pillows, Roy Orbison, Paul Livingstone, Isao Tomita, Aretha Franklin, Joan Jett, Spoon, Garage A Trois, Yo La Tengo and I feel spent but again I feel there is lots I am missing...just gonna have to deal with that I guess.

D. I love spaghetti more than life itself!........PERIOD!
Six things I could never do without
Music, movies, masturbation, monkeys, a mattress, and milk. Plus I like the letter M.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Utterly, totally, desperately, and completely alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
um......I usually pee a little in the shower
You should message me if
You are not totally disgusted.
The two of us