I am allergic to hersheys chocolate, am creeped out by marionettes and swans. I built my 8lb lizard (who loves to eat lobster) a cage that is bigger and nicer than my bed.
I almost went to jail for 90 years in india
Born and raised in the city
Sampling every 5 dollar beer and shot in the city
I also just bought myself a super soaker, so i got everything figured out
once i scored a goal on a header and gave myself my first concussion.
American sign language
i perpetually look like i am 19
scorpio rising, anything kubric, or spike lee, almost famous, state and main, holy rollers, the outsiders, animal house, escape from new york, office space, falling down, enter the dragon, the sting, good will hunting, the graduate, rain man, ET, apocalypse now (full redux version), the godfathers I/II, goodfellas, casino, my cousin vinny, crash
always sunny, the office, the inbetweeners (UK version), trailer park boys, metalocalypse, archer, 30 rock, anything by larry david
shitty punk and thrash bands no one has heard of, generic rock and pop icons everyone has heard of, annoying one hit wonders you wish you never heard
And Sam Cooke
Tea tree oil toothpicks.
I cant think of a meal or even a beer that couldn't be improved by dumping an inhuman amount of cholula hot-sauce atop it.
My pets... though all they care about is food, sex and sleep
After a well earned disco nap i start drinking while watching animal planet or some shitty movie until my idiot friends decide on a single location to assemble, usually a sketchy warehouse or some dodgy bar. If its a good night i will be at friday night throwdown, the nyc underground boxing party abusing VIP privileges and watching my friends fight while i get wasted and egg them on. Sometimes i fall asleep on the train after all this is over and wake up in the south bronx or franklin ave.
I have won several pissing contests.
you have a love hate relationship with the Levee and doubledown saloon
you wanna be my +1 for one of these
this looks like your cup of tea....
you dont have bed bugs or ringworm