27Northbridge, United States
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My self-summary
I guess I am an animal person, so i work at a veterinary hospital and an animal shelter to fill the time before I start Vet school.
I am allergic to hersheys chocolate, am creeped out by marionettes and swans. I built my 8lb lizard (who loves to eat lobster) a cage that is bigger and nicer than my bed.
I almost went to jail for 90 years in india
Born and raised in the city
What I’m doing with my life
Partying till i go to vet school in the fall and slightly less partying then.
Sampling every 5 dollar beer and shot in the city

I also just bought myself a super soaker, so i got everything figured out
I’m really good at
left handed arm wrestling
once i scored a goal on a header and gave myself my first concussion.
American sign language
The first things people usually notice about me
My " lyle the crocodile " tattoo.... it looks like

i perpetually look like i am 19
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Avocados, kale , Greek yogurt. I have been told I eat disgustingly healthy by people who haven't seen me put fritos in my omlette or the 6 gallons of ice cream in my freezer.

nat geo

scorpio rising, anything kubric, or spike lee, almost famous, state and main, holy rollers, the outsiders, animal house, escape from new york, office space, falling down, enter the dragon, the sting, good will hunting, the graduate, rain man, ET, apocalypse now (full redux version), the godfathers I/II, goodfellas, casino, my cousin vinny, crash

always sunny, the office, the inbetweeners (UK version), trailer park boys, metalocalypse, archer, 30 rock, anything by larry david

shitty punk and thrash bands no one has heard of, generic rock and pop icons everyone has heard of, annoying one hit wonders you wish you never heard

And Sam Cooke
Six things I could never do without
i wake up from deep sleep by dreams about the awesome frito laden omelet i am going myself when i wake up and the ice cream i will eat while it cooks.
Tea tree oil toothpicks.
I cant think of a meal or even a beer that couldn't be improved by dumping an inhuman amount of cholula hot-sauce atop it.
My pets... though all they care about is food, sex and sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why no one else seems to think dandelions are pretty.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to get as close to the gain and loss of life as possible.

After a well earned disco nap i start drinking while watching animal planet or some shitty movie until my idiot friends decide on a single location to assemble, usually a sketchy warehouse or some dodgy bar. If its a good night i will be at friday night throwdown, the nyc underground boxing party abusing VIP privileges and watching my friends fight while i get wasted and egg them on. Sometimes i fall asleep on the train after all this is over and wake up in the south bronx or franklin ave.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In the event of an emergency I can be used as a flotation device.

I have won several pissing contests.
You should message me if
you like to get blackout or watch planet earth, or both on any given night

you have a love hate relationship with the Levee and doubledown saloon

you wanna be my +1 for one of these

this looks like your cup of tea....

no ophidophobia

you dont have bed bugs or ringworm
The two of us