27 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Nez facts:

- I once sailed the seven seas as a notorious pirate, plundering all those who crossed my path.
- My treasure is buried on a desert island where no one will find it. Message me if you wanna know where.
- I can read minds.
- When I visit museums, I'm allowed to touch the exhibits.
- I once made a sculpture of a swan entirely out of molasses.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to NYC to participate in a coding boot camp. It keeps me extremely busy! Hopefully, I'll have achieved professional need status within the next couple of months.

Slightly more long term, I would love to travel once I'm done with school. I get a bit envious when some of my friends tell me about the amazing places they have been. I've checked London and Paris off the list, but sadly I haven't been to a great many places around the world... yet. If I could find someone to travel the world with that would be amazing.
I’m really good at
Gift wrapping
The first things people usually notice about me
What ARE the first things people usually notice about me? My Greek-God-esque build? My extremely handsome face? My incredible intellect? I honestly have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett (Small Gods and Monsterous Regiment are just about my all time favorites)

Hot Fuzz
The Raid 2
The Prestige

Arrested Development
Pushing Daisies
The Mentalist

Music (in no particular order):
The Doors - Roadhouse Blues
Toto - Africa
Talking Heads - And She Was
Arctic Monkeys - Old Yellow Bricks
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes - Home
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama
Supertramp - Take the Long Way Home
Wax Fang - Majestic
The White Stripes - Ball and Biscuit

General Tso's chicken
Anything with that rooster sauce on it
The six things I could never do without
- My brain
- My heart
- My kidneys
- My lungs
- My stomach
- My pancreas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night, dear reader - trying to take over the world!
You should message me if
You want to take over the world with me.