I'm not great at summarizing (I tend to overshare rather than be succinct in pretty much any situation), but here's a couple trivial facts about me:
-I do stand up.
-I love tattoos. I have four so far and I’m planning to get at least two more.
-My current pet peeves are people who criticize my tattoo choices, the structure of the American education system, and the notion that "feminist" is an insult.
-I am a human whose body is roughly 60% water and 40% vitriol.
-Dealing with awful customers
-Quoting shows/movies in lieu of a personality
Shows: The West Wing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars, Angel, Sports Night, Justified, Community, Dead Like Me, Dollhouse, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Better Off Ted, Battlestar Galactica, Peep Show
Music: Tegan and Sara, The Mountain Goats, First Aid Kit, Laura Marling, Taylor Swift, Rilo Kiley, Neko Case, Astronautalis, Against Me!, Mal Blum, Dessa, Halsey, Jenny Owen Youngs
Live fast, die young, right?