I'm also trying to get a soul music dancing scene going around town, and I want to start making furniture to sell.
Based on some empirical data: my hair.
Movies: Super Troopers, What's Up Doc, Love Actually, Marx Brothers, The Sting, Oscar, Yes Man
Shows: South Park, White Collar, Castle, Mentalist, Bones, Boston Legal, Coupling (UK), Big Bang Theory, Warehouse 13, Archer, Justified, Top Gear (UK), The Office, Ridiculousness
Music: Oldies Soul, Dixieland Jazz, Folk, Classical. More specifically: Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Brook Benton, Brenton Wood, Arthur Conley, Archie Bell, Diana Ross, Smokey Robinson, Jean Knight, Junior Walker, King Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Raphael Saadiq, Mayer Hawthorne, Sam & Dave, Temptations, Jackson 5, Wilson Pickett, Gold Magnolias, The Hudsons, Uncle Walt's Band, The Beatles, Dave Clark Five, Operation Ivy, Suicide Machines, Against Me, NOFX, Rancid, Vacationer
Food: Cheeseburgers, Beer, Pizza, Sushi
Awesome names for beer
You like soul music
You like IPAs
You like other forms of drinking
You have seen and enjoyed the movie The Aristocrats
You're looking for something real
These are the droids you're looking for.