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My self-summary
Native Austinite on a mission to design, build, create, and someday have the budget to pull off really elaborate pranks.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mechanical engineer. I love my work, but I probably think about it too much. Aside from that, I spend time with friends, and it's usually absurd.
I'm also trying to get a soul music dancing scene going around town, and I want to start making furniture to sell.
I’m really good at
Figuring things out
Word games/puzzles
Swing dancing
Tying knots
Whistling. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
The inappropriate joke I just made. Or lame pun. Or both.
Based on some empirical data: my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Player Piano, How to Booze, The Stranger, Foundation, The Alchemist, Hamlet
Movies: Super Troopers, What's Up Doc, Love Actually, Marx Brothers, The Sting, Oscar, Yes Man
Shows: South Park, White Collar, Castle, Mentalist, Bones, Boston Legal, Coupling (UK), Big Bang Theory, Warehouse 13, Archer, Justified, Top Gear (UK), The Office, Ridiculousness
Music: Oldies Soul, Dixieland Jazz, Folk, Classical. More specifically: Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin, Al Green, Brook Benton, Brenton Wood, Arthur Conley, Archie Bell, Diana Ross, Smokey Robinson, Jean Knight, Junior Walker, King Floyd, Marvin Gaye, Raphael Saadiq, Mayer Hawthorne, Sam & Dave, Temptations, Jackson 5, Wilson Pickett, Gold Magnolias, The Hudsons, Uncle Walt's Band, The Beatles, Dave Clark Five, Operation Ivy, Suicide Machines, Against Me, NOFX, Rancid, Vacationer
Food: Cheeseburgers, Beer, Pizza, Sushi
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Furniture I want to build
Awesome names for beer
Soul music
House projects
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, having a drink, playing board games or out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes Sitcoms make me emotional.
You should message me if
I can be...your sledge hammer

You like soul music
You like IPAs
You like other forms of drinking
You have seen and enjoyed the movie The Aristocrats

You're looking for something real

These are the droids you're looking for.
The two of us