thepetemeister
42Canoga Park, United States
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My self-summary
To whoever first uttered the advice "just be yourself," please shoot yourself. Being myself has never gotten me anywhere, and even if you are yourself, people just want to change you anyway, so why would anyone do such a thing? If I could, I would just be Drake. That said, I am defiantly myself pretty much always, and well, here I am on OKC hoping against hope to prove my own cynical self wrong.

I'm fun, I promise.

Why do I remain here? Because I know what I'm looking for, and it's not something (or someone) I'm likely to just bump into at Starbucks or wherever people bump into people. I just hope the someone I'm looking for is on here somewhere too.

To get a little more specific, I am very much after a serious, committed relationship. I am not the so-called "hook-up" type. I know that's what everyone says and maybe half of them actually mean it (and that's probably being way too generous), but on the honor of my poor old dementia-ridden grandmother, I really do.

One other thing: To all you people so in love with the Oxford comma, I just want to let it be known that I am completely and utterly against it. There, I said it.

Also, everything she said: http://thoughtcatalog.com/melissa-moeller/2016/04/why-modern-dating-makes-me-want-to-punch-myself-in-the-throat/
What I’m doing with my life
Working like a maniac as senior editor of a major entertainment magazine/website. I mean really...I work A LOT. And when I'm not working, I enjoy thinking about working. Not really, but that's sort of how it tends to go. Aside from that, I do tinker with documentary moviemaking when I have the time. Which isn't often. And oh yeah, I like going out for ice cream. Ice cream rules.
I’m really good at
Laughing, evidently. I'm pretty OK at writing—enough so that someone pays me money to do it. I'm a champ at putting on socks. Man, can I put on some socks. Also, I make a pretty mean turkey chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
My firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: A Confederacy of Dunces
Song: "Perfect Day" Lou Reed
Podcast: Adam Carolla
Food: Jersey Mike's, Italian, Japanese, Indian, Jew food
Shows: Twin Peaks, SNL, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Walking Dead
Movies: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Take the Money and Run, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombi 2, Pulp Fiction, GoodFellas, The Godfather, The Birds, Psycho, American Beauty, The Empire Strikes Back, The Kentucky Friend Movie, Top Secret!, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Duck Soup, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Graduate, JFK, Swingers, Dazed and Confused, Wet Hot American Summer, Halloween, The Blair Witch Project, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Jews at Sea. And more.
Six things I could never do without
Sight, sound, friendship, laughter, my mind and Dr. Pepper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever it is I'm creating. And/or kittens juggling hamsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun, which may or may not consist of falling asleep to some Forensic Files.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The dingo ate my baby.
You should message me if
Anything I've said here has been at all interesting. And/or you're a self-proclaimed lover of nerds. I would like to call your bluff on this.
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