I'm fun, I promise.
Why do I remain here? Because I know what I'm looking for, and it's not something (or someone) I'm likely to just bump into at Starbucks or wherever people bump into people. I just hope the someone I'm looking for is on here somewhere too.
To get a little more specific, I am very much after a serious, committed relationship. I am not the so-called "hook-up" type. I know that's what everyone says and maybe half of them actually mean it (and that's probably being way too generous), but on the honor of my poor old dementia-ridden grandmother, I really do.
One other thing: To all you people so in love with the Oxford comma, I just want to let it be known that I am completely and utterly against it. There, I said it.
Also, everything she said: http://thoughtcatalog.com/melissa-moeller/2016/04/why-modern-dating-makes-me-want-to-punch-myself-in-the-throat/
Song: "Perfect Day" Lou Reed
Podcast: Adam Carolla
Food: Jersey Mike's, Italian, Japanese, Indian, Jew food
Shows: Twin Peaks, SNL, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Walking Dead
Movies: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Take the Money and Run, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombi 2, Pulp Fiction, GoodFellas, The Godfather, The Birds, Psycho, American Beauty, The Empire Strikes Back, The Kentucky Friend Movie, Top Secret!, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Duck Soup, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Graduate, JFK, Swingers, Dazed and Confused, Wet Hot American Summer, Halloween, The Blair Witch Project, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Jews at Sea. And more.