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My self-summary
i'm looking for people to go climbing with me at the cliffs in long island city. like as friends. like SUPER PLATONIC. anyone want to top rope? I AM A MEMBER AND BELAY CERTIFIED but not lead certified yet but maybe soon?

painter, metalsmith, jewelry enthusiast, collector of small objects and vintage furniture.
likes fat animals and good pizza.
hates to laugh.
refuses to utilize the shift key, but abuses capslock.
wrangles cats, and can walk forever.

What I’m doing with my life
god, get off my dick, mom.

not having casual sex with you
walking for miles sans destination
succumbing to laziness when my cat is being lazy
wishing i were björk
resizing/repairing other women's engagement rings while my eggs rot in my ovaries
stopping to talk to every street cat i meet
contemplating an mfa
complaining during yoga
not using an umbrella out of principle
indoor rock climbing
outdoor rock climbing
probably some other cat related thing
I’m really good at
explaining to people why the thing they just said is sexist
The first things people usually notice about me
solid like an r. crumb drawing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
disco, and things that are derived from disco

this answers every question

but wait let me list my favorite albums not in any particular order because i did that once:

blue screen life
different damage
off the wall
mona bone jakon
watergate 10
watergate 13
the moon and antarctica
young modern
in evening air
sound of silver
watergate 08
remain in light
myth takes
question of balance
trial of the century
thirteen tales from urban bohemia
lost and safe
let go

my goal for 2014 was to begin to put together the best collection of disco & house records ever, of all time. then i got busy or whatever. so now working on this project is my goal for 2015. if you have any suggestions for records that i should include, please let me know!!!
Six things I could never do without
i'm changing this section to
"6 things that scare the shit out of me"

1. house centipedes
2. vomit
3. vomiting
4. airplane crashes
5. running out of ideas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
that time i googled "vaginal mesh" but accidentally googled "vaginal meth" instead
rape culture
"i wonder what pandor is doing"
how to keep my cat from sleeping on my clean clothes
how to keep my cat from sleeping in my pots and pans cupboard
newtown creek
adults riding razor scooters
the spice girls
making a competition out of non-competitive activities

has anyone ever come up with an okcupid bingo board? here, i'll start:

"i'm laid back/chill"
"i love to laugh"
"improv comedy"
"i don't take myself too seriously"
free space
"just living life"
"craft beer"
"photo at a wedding"
"photo in a vaguely exotic location"
"photo with a tiger"
On a typical Friday night I am
really happy that it's not monday morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i don't shave my armpits and i don't care if you don't like it
You should message me if
you are looking for a climbing partner!
you're not going to murder me. i don't care about this so much, but my mom really seems to.
you have an offbeat sense of humor, and appreciate the same in a lady.
you are a feminist.
you have at least one foot planted firmly in reality.
you are self aware.
you want to do some outdoorsy shit.
you want to suggest a disco album.
you want to talk about diva cups.
you don't have any bizarre sexual hang ups.
you want someone to show you why queens is the superior borough.
something something vagina.
you think you're ready for this jelly (even though you probably aren't.)
The two of us