painter, metalsmith, jewelry enthusiast, collector of small objects and vintage furniture.
likes fat animals and good pizza.
hates to laugh.
refuses to utilize the shift key, but abuses capslock.
wrangles cats, and can walk forever.
I'M FROM NEW JERSEY WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO KNOW
not having casual sex with you
walking for miles sans destination
succumbing to laziness when my cat is being lazy
wishing i were björk
resizing/repairing other women's engagement rings while my eggs rot in my ovaries
stopping to talk to every street cat i meet
contemplating an mfa
complaining during yoga
not using an umbrella out of principle
indoor rock climbing
outdoor rock climbing
probably some other cat related thing
this answers every question
but wait let me list my favorite albums not in any particular order because i did that once:
blue screen life
off the wall
mona bone jakon
the moon and antarctica
in evening air
sound of silver
remain in light
question of balance
trial of the century
thirteen tales from urban bohemia
lost and safe
my goal for 2014 was to begin to put together the best collection of disco & house records ever, of all time. then i got busy or whatever. so now working on this project is my goal for 2015. if you have any suggestions for records that i should include, please let me know!!!
"6 things that scare the shit out of me"
1. house centipedes
4. airplane crashes
5. running out of ideas
"i wonder what pandor is doing"
how to keep my cat from sleeping on my clean clothes
how to keep my cat from sleeping in my pots and pans cupboard
adults riding razor scooters
the spice girls
making a competition out of non-competitive activities
has anyone ever come up with an okcupid bingo board? here, i'll start:
"i'm laid back/chill"
"i love to laugh"
"i don't take myself too seriously"
"just living life"
"photo at a wedding"
"photo in a vaguely exotic location"
"photo with a tiger"
you're not going to murder me. i don't care about this so much, but my mom really seems to.
you have an offbeat sense of humor, and appreciate the same in a lady.
you are a feminist.
you have at least one foot planted firmly in reality.
you are self aware.
you want to do some outdoorsy shit.
you want to suggest a disco album.
you want to talk about diva cups.
you don't have any bizarre sexual hang ups.
you want someone to show you why queens is the superior borough.
something something vagina.
you think you're ready for this jelly (even though you probably aren't.)