Let's see, my friends would describe me as smart, funny, outgoing, sarcastic, witty, sharp, devilishly good looking, well hung, a demon in the sack blah blah blah
I'm the guy that is always trying to make others laugh. I have a knack for saying offensive things and making them charming (at least in my head).
Like 99% of the other profiles on here, I LOVE music. Seriously though, it is a major part of my life and has helped me become who I am. I have been playing guitar since I was 13, I love singing but it pains me to be reminded daily that I will never be able to enable god voice mode a la Mike Patton
Besides that, I have a ton of hobbies and interests. I LOVE sports, pretty much anything outdoors to stay active. Football, basketball, golf, paintball. Classic cars get me going everytime, the horrible, degrading things I would do for a 68 GTO or Camaro <3
Well enough about me for now, if you want to get to know me better, shoot me a message.
Currently working as an audio/video technician.
Memorizing the lyrics to Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)
Photobombing, I have probably appeared in several of your photos.
The humpty dance.
Reciting Mr. Freeze puns from Batman and Robin.
This drunk lady made it her agenda to say I look just like jesus, i told her the proper term was hayzues
Also, that I'm a debonair robot with a zesty in-your-face outlook
Machiavelli: The Prince (hence the screen name)
The zombie survival guide
World War Z
Brave New World
A Fistful of Dollars
For A Few Dollars More
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
The 40 Year old virgin
Wayne's world 1 and 2
Dazed and Confused
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
The Big Lebowski
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Music (Deep Breath):
Faith No More
Alice in Chains
Baroness (Yellow album is SO good)
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Mashed Potatoes Johnson
Ugly kid Joe
Temple of the Dog
Stone Temple Pilots
Key & Peele is my SHIT
The Walking Dead
How I Met Your Mother
All My Circuits
The Scary Door
Other stuff that makes me fat
The Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals
Elton John's rewrite of Sad Songs for Sasson Jeans
RAAAAAAAANDY with 8 A's
Cognac and broken glass
Dr. Tweenus Gonzos The Fresh Prince Project
Seasons 4-10 of the Simpsons
The question, "Are you an angel?"
A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
Mentioning that I like to DANCE
The idea that Words With Enemies would be a lot more interesting
Star Wars Beerfest (YES THIS IS A REAL THING)
The idea that Star Wars Beef Fest would be a lot more interesting
The scene in the episode "Obsoletely Fabulous" of Futurama where Bender has run out rocks to finish his SOS message.
The scroll lock key on my keyboard
Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club
Judd Nelson in New Jack City
Judd Nelsons' soulpatch in Airheads
The phrase "and suddenly a ghost came out of the shadows and killed the man"
The original painting by Xyztoq_Jones of a racist horse burning a cross on a unicorns lawn.
Joining A-List so I can change my username on a daily basis.
If the makers of "The Incredibles" knew that someday Frozone would be elected President of the United States.
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
I have a huge video library of animals screaming like people.
I belong to an internet forum called "Fat stupid blah blah blah" with a subforum entitled "Shitballs" where we rag on assholes from a seperate internet forum (based on UFOs). Obviously I am an intellectual.
I have a puppy named Indiana Jones, Sometimes I sing "Me and Mrs Jones" to him with revised lyrics.
On the real, I have a recurring heart problem, I never plan on not defeating it, but sometimes it knocks me on my ass and sends me to the er. I've concquered it every time.
Also, I'm a caretaker for my mom, she's a two time cancer survivor and is still a survivor, but she still needs to live with me for health reasons.
This moved you in some way:
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery
You know the appropriate response to the words "DENTAL PLAN", if not, here is possibly the best two minutes, fifty-six seconds of your life
You believe you only YOLO once.
You happen to have noticed that I listed more than six things in the "six things I couldn't live without" section.