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My self-summary
My name is Jeb, no it's not short for anything and as far as I know my parents were not on hardcore drugs when they named me. (though it would make sense.) I am a different kinda guy. I will do anything to entertain people, no matter what I must sacrifice to do that. I am creative, awkward, silly, sometimes even inquisitive. Fun fact: Most birds don't have penises. Can you guess which ones do?
What I’m doing with my life
Working 2 jobs. I work at Ellenbee Leggett and UPS. I work 2 full time warehouse jobs Mon-Friday, pitching for my softball team on Sundays. Playing fetch with canines. Writing and recording, bullshitting and making jokes. Etc.

I am looking for some new friends, most mine are married or in long term relationships so they're usually tied up and not in like a kinky kind of way, remember they're married.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Writing. Drinking coca cola, eating, being clumsy and unique, laying down, petting porcupines.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shiny bald head?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: oh man. My Pandora is a madhouse. I love hip hop. Eminem, yelawolf, slaughterhouse, mgk, tech N9NE, b.o.b., hopsin, Lupe fiasco, lonely island, Bo Burnham and so many more.
I love 70's and 80's rock, some easy listening. Some country. Especially 90's country. I love some singers as well. Rihanna, Christina Perri, Christina aguilera, Skyler gray, so many.

Movies I like comedy, horror, and drama.

TV: comedy central, discovery investigate, Bio, big bang theory, Conan, gangland, 1000 ways to die, manswers, deadliest warrior.

Books: I can read anything psychology related. Especially about how the brain works. Open to suggestions.
Six things I could never do without
Phone, Car, Sleep, Income, Animals, Family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, daydreaming, whatever is currently going on in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends. Sometimes I'm out with friends, Or sometimes I'm in catching up on movies I should have seen forever ago, I was a sports kid not a movie kid. I was a karate kid as well, yellow belt, don't mess with me, I will runaway so fast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I let the dogs out.
You should message me if
You like to laugh, you thrive under penguin like temperatures with a dream of the flightless creatures being your pets. If you feel you also let the dogs out. You want a high five, you yell for no apparent reason about nonsense,You want a new friend, You want to work on music with me. Or if your little heart and soul wishes to.
The two of us