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My self-summary
Si no puedes comprender mi ingles, envíame un mensaje y hablamos en español... o....

Australian born and raised, British Citizen, with Swiss, British, German, Polish, French and Brazilian family. I had been on the road a while in odd places doing a range of death defying stunts, motorbiking and mountain climbing - but have just settled down in a little city called Madrid. Genuinely looking for love and new friends, happy to see what happens on the way there.

If you want to know something, just ask me. it's very likely i'll be more fun to talk to than that other guy sending creepy sexy times love messages right now telling you what he wants to do with you in his Austrian basement. Unless that's what you want - then I can totally accommodate. (in my basement)

I earn over $1,000,000 and am a professional YouTube Blogger. I have Bieber Fever and a penchant for fur hats. Did you get this far down? That's awkward
What I’m doing with my life
I took some time out from a very corporate life in Australia to make the most of my days and see the world. I now work in a super secret industry.. you'll just have to ask

I've lived quite a few different lives, might even tell you a few of them some day.
I’m really good at
dad jokes, costume parties, eating, cooking, karaoke, drinking, other fun stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
The smell of chloroform, the not to scale painting of a meerkat in my basement and my inappropriate humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Thomas Harris, Eric the Viking, Economics books, Irvine Welsh, Anchorman, The Pianist, Tootsie, Pulp ficco, David Attenborough, Ted talks, Wire, Newsroom, West Wing, Suits, xx, James Vincent McMorrow, Brahms, Andres Segovia, Al Green, Tallest man on earth, City and Colour, Django Reinhardt, J Dilla, John Mayer, SBTRKT, Ry X .. blah blah blah yawn. all food. no seriously.. everything
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The scale of the painting of the meerkat in my basement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cage fighting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My love for radish
You should message me if
you're interesting, confident, sexy and funny. or at least funny looking

if you love anchorman and look like meghan markle (from suits) or the girl from the blurred lines video clip we're getting married... like, now.


have your people call my people.

(or you like basements)
The two of us