25 Spokane, United States
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My self-summary
I am young at heart but old in soul. I've traveled, and seen how awesome this country is. I cook(by trade and by nature) and it fascinates me. I'm English,and sarcastic. I love tea, wine, whiskey,good friends, good music, and fucking amazing conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
same as we always do....trying to take over the world
I’m really good at
Sewing, cooking eggs, porch drinking, being snarky.
The first things people usually notice about me
Accent(I'm English), eyes, my dashing sense of humour, my subtle humility, and my taste in cheap wine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books(by author): Patricia Highsmith, Davis Grubb, Douglas Adams, Vonnegut, kafka, Hemmingway, John gardner, Albert camus.
Movies:Oldboy, John dies at the end, Drive, House on the haunted hill(og), Moon, Mupets Christmas Carol(or any muppet movie for that matter), royal tenenbaums, spirited away.
TV:Game of thrones, Breaking bad, dexter, home movies, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Mighty Boosh, parks and rec, Modern Family, Dr Katz, spaced.
Music: A lot of weird shit, Otis redding, savages, dizzee racsal, clinic, fugazi, television, of Montreal, white fence, screamin jay hawkins, gorky's, ween, Tom waits, New order, Talking heads, Echo and the bunnymen, Muddy waters, Nina simone, .
Food: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order: Eggs, whiskey, my sister, tea, humour, and good company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food (both eating and cooking), limericks, Whataburger, whatever I'm reading at the time, coincidences, and Christopher Walken
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking fancy food for the demanding public, then drinking whiskey.
You should message me if
...we look compatible