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My self-summary
Intersectional Feminist,
BDSM Literate.

"To play safe, I prefer to accept only one type of power: the power of art over trash, the triumph of magic over the brute".
What I’m doing with my life
Running a startup focused on complexity theory and sustainable urban development. Travelling around the world and collaborating with city governments, and escaping into nature whenever possible.
I’m really good at
Going on holiday by mistake, rescuing insects, not letting cats get the upper hand, Not putting 'procrastinating' here, building things.
The first things people usually notice about me
'Damn, you remind me of Withnail'. I usually respond by pretending to be Richard E. Grant's son for a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fuzzy warm synth. Waits and Cohen. New Orleans Jazz.

I'm aware of how passé saying The Wire here is, but I'm saying it.
Armando Iannucci.

Through a Glass Darkly - Ingmar Bergman (God is a hard faced spider just behind the door).
Unfathomably bad films (Like 'Samurai Cop' and 'Miami Connection').

Tennessee Williams. Punchdrunk

Alan Watts
The Earthsea Quartet by Ursula Leguinn
John Fowles
The six things I could never do without
Looney toad quack, Russelldust, Chronic Basildon doughnuts, Joss Ackland's spunky backpack, Bromicide and Cool thwacks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why this illustrated book of logical fallacies isn't part of the school curriculum?
On a typical Friday night I am
Antagonising bouncers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You are compelled to answer any of the following:

- Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

- If you could have a few seconds of a song play when you make an entrance what would it be?

- What is your best or worst addiction?

- What was your favourite ever party costume you made - what do you think that says about you?

- What was your most memorable dream. How did you feel on waking?


Bonus Section!

OK so the premise of this is pretty awkward and unsettling, but that’s precisely why I'd like to try it, so here are some testimonials - almost every one of them is genuine:

"Andrew is adventurous, ambitious and creative. He is passionate about life and very fun to be with. He's also quite a good dancer for a white guy."
Signed "G" - (Girlfriend of 1 year)

"Having been friends with Andrew for almost a decade (and dated him in that time) I can guarantee that he'll always find time to take you on an adventure. His true life stories are poetic and moving and he can easily be enjoying the finer things in life one day and the most down to earth hippiness the next.
Signed "Sarah HB"

"Andrew's a man of honour, for what that's worth these days - and he's got a good sword arm on him - but I could polish him off without breaking a sweat".
Signed "Ser J Lannister"