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My self-summary
I should update this. but here's the basics:

I'm a nerdy, oblivious, happy girl with a crush on half the characters from Harry Potter. I still mourn for it, o.k.? I have too many threadless tees, and really wished I had met Madeline L'Engle.

I'm a simple girl. I'm like a cake mix with really big pieces of glass glitter in it. The kind of glitter pieces that are really pretty, but cut your throat as you swallow them. I'm very immature. In fact, I could probably be considered a MRF (I love AD). I also do a great impression of Buster Bluth. "Heyyyy Brother!" "Heyyyy Possible Nephew!" I like people like Dr. House. Or the very opposite of Dr. House.

Words fail

Buildings tumble

The ground opens wide

Light beams down from heaven

She stands before my eyes

She's actual size,

but she seems much bigger to me

Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror

but they're actual size

As she drives away

Big men

Often tremble

As they step aside

I thought I was big once

She changed my mind

She's actual size,

but she seems much bigger to me.

I've never known anybody like her,

she's actual size

Nationwide, believe

She's got

All the money

Money couldn't buy

She's got something special

That someone left behind

She's actual size,

but she seems much bigger to me

Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror

but they're actual size

Actual size to her

Her face

Hangs in portrait

On the post office wall

She's stuck in my heart now

Where my blood belongs

She's actual size,

but she seems much bigger to me

I've never known anybody like her,

she's actual size

Actual size, believe

It's true I'm not too honest. I'm forever making up stories ("My father was once the Head Chef for the Reagan Administration") about myself just to see if people will believe them. However, this only applies to people I meet face to face, so you're safe.

I am cutely Jurassic, plotting your demise, and whimsical
What I’m doing with my life


No, seriously, I'm wearing jeans. I also killed time one night biting my arm as hard as I could to see how bad it would hurt to be eaten alive (zombie fetish). I couldn't break my skin, but I have pictures of how deep the marks went--it was 2 days before they went away. And that's just the sort of mind-shattering experiences I have. I also like reading the onion & something awful. I'll also wander over to read qwantz, pvp, penny arcade, acts of gord, vg cats, and other webcomics.

And time playing with legos is never wasted.

I’m really good at
Being cute, kissing, acting, singing, dancing, running, getting back up, fighting back, not listening to others, mewing, not crying, cooking, baking, fighting, being aware of Dust, not being quiet, talking to strangers, being affectionate, not punching people in the face even when they deserve it, chalking up the sidewalk, laughing, being noticed, dressing/undressing myself, staring at rainbows & stars, painting moogles, making life interesting, paying attention when the event calls for it, getting people off track, distracting others, apologizing, making plans for my zombie army, being a fag hag, talking like homestar runner, voice acting in general, having apathy,drinking chocolate milk, smelling nice without perfume, having adventures, battle, being a lover, being a fighter, making up my own words, building experimental aircrafts, looking younger than i really am, watching you doing silly things to make me laugh, overcoming fear, improv, coming up with band names, origami, randomly musing, lalalaing, being a rock star, saving your ass once again, wizard chess, balancing things, standing on my head, doing things that should, in theory, kill me, sharing whatever i have, if you want it, boinking the male species of human, loving people that don't exsist outside of books or films (hear me, Sirius Black?!! I love you!), loitering, making lists I'll quit making halfway through, sleeping, floral photography, infant & child photography, talking my way out of trouble (however I'm also good at shouldering blame), making pies, cooking & baking with lots of love, being unfazed by sexual predators who think they're quite suave, getting tanned, driving a forklift (I've never tried, I just assume I'd be great at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
cliche response: my boobs! jklolomgwtfbbqsidsaddqbertdiejediscumhottypotter! Seriously, even if that was the first thing people noticed (and I hope that's not it, because I have a cute face), I wouldn't put it down 'cause it's boring reply.

I would like to think it's something like me playing my DS. And eating candy. Perhaps one of my many novelty tees. Maybe the tiny size of my hands or feet(actually I know this is true because every once in awhile someone comments on them). It could also be how dark my eyes are. It could be my imported Hello Kitty wallet. I guess it really all depends on what angle you're seeing me from and what I'm doing. I hope I'm not going tinka-tink when we meet. That'd be weird. Especially since I refuse to use public bathrooms. So you better get out of my house!

Oh, and my messenger bag is a huge topic of conversation with random strangers (it's covered with buttons).

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: His Dark Materials Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Catcher In The Rye, Egg Story, Emily and the Intergalactic Lemonade Stand, A Hero Ain't Nothing But A Sandwich, The NeverEnding Story, The Captain Underpants Series, comic books, dark horse comics, marvel comics, dc comics, Zombie Survival Guide, Happy Kitty Bunny Pony : A Saccharine Mouthful of Super Cute, I enjoy children's & young adult literature much much more than books written for people my own age.

Movies: A Mighty Wind, Star Wars (Empire & Jedi are my faves), Star Trek: The Voyage Home, UHF, Unbreakable, Horsefeathers, MP & The Life of Brian, MP & The Holy Grail, MST3K, Matrix Trilogy, Six String Samurai, Shaolin Dolemite , The Princess Bride, The Dark Crystal, Edward Scissorhands, Labyrinth, Shaun of the Dead, Time Bandits (i have a thing for Terry Gilliam--any of the of the MP cast really), B Movies, Old Kung-Fu & Hong Kong Films, Old Jackie Chan films, Steve O. Films (especially the Thumb Films). I also enjoy watching Arrested Development, British Comedies, and The Simpsons. I also recently fell in love with Narnia. Probably the best book-to-movie film I've ever seen.

Music: Honestly, I'll listen to anything. My favorite genres are dance, techno, electronica, classic rock (sixties throughout the eighties), early alt, indie, and video game soundtracks (I currently have the flash man music from mega man 2 running in my head). I like stuff from Daft Punk (especially the "Discovery" album), Enigma, Peaches, Motorcycle, Alanis, XOXOXO, R.E.M., Dee-Lite,Digitalis, Cyndi Lauper, Sarah Brightman, White Stripes, The Postal Service (I especially like the 8-bit sound & lyrics to "Brand New Colony"), Goldfrapp, Switchblade Kittens, Nobuo, Dido, Depeche Mode, Freezepop, BT, M83 (they had me at "I guess I'm floating"), Shakta, my band, Ani Difranco, Spunk!, John Williams, Harry And The Potters, Ace Of Base, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Journey, R.E.O. Speedwagon, Led Zeppelin, Boston, David Bowie, Dead or Alive, Moby, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Indigo Girls, L7, Hole, Nirvana, Foo Fighters ("Walking After You" will forever make me think of Mulder), BT, The Highwaymen, stuff that was popular when i was in high school, and a lot of the stuff that Hot Topic sales t-shirts of.

Foods: I really like apple cinnamon cheerios, human flesh, twix bars, kool-aid (it's so pretty!), and pop rocks. I also can drink a quart of chocolate milk in like 7 minutes, but then I usually fall to sleep. I also love & cherish carbs and would never ever give them up.

PC/Video Games: Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy II/IV (you spoony bard!), Final Fantasy III/VI, Final Fantasy IX (no I did not like Final Fantasy X), Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Double Dash, Resident Evil (I'm the master of unlocking), Star Wars Battlefront, Half-Life, Half-Life II, Doom, Quake, Unreal, Undying, Mario RPG,Paper Mario, Paper Mario II: TTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Super Metroid (I'm Samus), Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime II: SoE, The Legend of Zelda: LttP (I'm also the child of Zelda & Link--they call me Zink), The Legend of Zelda: TWW, The Legend of Zelda: OoT, The Legend of Zelda: LA, Soul Calibur, Soul Calibur II, Soul Edge, Tetris, Super Mario Brothers, Doki Doki Panic, Super Mario Brothers III, Parappa The Rappa, Star Fox 64, Wario Ware, Mario Party, Pokemon, Nintendogs, Katamari Damacy (the opening sequence is like being in my brain--rainbowy, irrelevant, and full of dancing pandas), Donkey Konga, Mario Paint, Silent Hill, Silent Hill II, Silent Hill III, Silent Hill IV, Fatal Frame, Fatal Frame II, Castlevania, Kid Icarus, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Maniac Mansion

Anime & Mangas (I actually prefer to read, because I like the art): Princess Minerva, Photon, Dragon Ball (NOT Z/GT), Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Sgt. Frog, Tokyo Mew Mew, Slayers, Ranma 1/2, Grave of the Fireflies, My Neighbor Totoro, Burn Up, Sorcerer Hunters, Dragon-Half, Plastic Little, Unico, Unico in the Island of Magic, Sprited Away, Castle In The Sky, La Blue Girl, Ah! My Goddess, Chobits, Ringing Bell, Battle Angel, Cat Girl Nuku Nuku, Di Gi Charat, Marmalade Boy, Full Moon o Sagashite, Ultra Maniac, Hamtaro (ha! It's just so damn cute!), Howl's Moving Castle (I've also read the book, they're all quite good), Baby Love, KiKi's Delivery Service, GALS!, Metropolis, Love Hina, Mahoutsukai Sally, Chibi Maruko-chan, Princess Mononoke, Aishiteruze Baby, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Animal Yokocho (I totally love this because it's just so cute!!), Trigun, Tenchi! (Ryo-Ohki is watching me type this), Mimi o Sumaseba, Fancy LaLa (Dinos Rule!), Panda Z
Six things I could never do without
I'm listing 13 things here.

1. The People I Love. They know who they are. All 5 of them. ;)

2. DNA. Mine is different than yours. It's from a planet you've never heard of, and it's rainbowy.

3. Video & PC Games. I would be a sad girl without them. I've played them since I was 3 (at least that's as far back as I can remember), and fail to see what the big deal is about girl playing them.

4. Water.

5. Food. Even if I didn't need it, I would still need it. I'm a food junkie.

6. Cute Underpants. I buy them like most people buy bread.

7. Asian Stationery-I have bins & bins full of it that I will never ever use. In years to come,scientists will wonder what "Pote Hamu" meant to our society--was he a God?

8. Stories about Good Vs. Evil. I'm a sucker for these. Harry Potter, Unico, Star Wars --you know.

9. Physics. I'm not sure why everyone in the world isn't interested in physics. I love discussing theories, and imagining what's possible. I'm in love with the sky and all that's in it, and plan to travel through it to get back to my home planet.

10. Memories. I have so many unforgettable moments, and I wouldn't want to forget them. I like to lay in the dark sometimes and just remember wonderous things that have happened to me.

11. The freedom to read what I want--I've always despised the banning of books.

12.Cartoons--from anime (I adore the works of Tezuka & Toriyama) to Space Ghost, to MST3K (i know it's not a cartoon, but Tom Servo deserves all the love I can muster)

13. Artistic Expression--it's great fun to create & experience. of course, at the moment, I'm working on 3 different graphic novels, an epic fantasty story, and several other projects. I lead a charmed life.

On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical night with me. Ha! I thought of a witty remark!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm smitten with Tobey Maguire. He's kind of a weiner I know, and he makes those awful faces in in Spider Man 2 when he's stopping the train, but he's still cute. In fact, he calls every once in awhile and we talk. He's really nice. He said to tell you "Hi and he has been trying to get a hold of you but you're never home.

Surprise. I'm the Twilight Princess.

You should message me if
Make a hole with a gun perpendicular

to the name of this town in a desktop globe

exit wound in a foreign nation

showing the home of the one this was written for

My apartment looks upside down from there

water spirals the wrong way out the sink

and her voice is a backwards record

it's like a whirl pool and it never ends

Ana Ng and I are getting old

and we still haven't walked in the glow

of each others' majestic presence

Listen, Ana, hear my words

They're the ones you would think I would say

If there was a me for you

All alone at the '64 World's Fair

80 dolls yelling "Small girl after all

Who was at the DuPont pavillion?

Why was the bench still warm?

Who had been there?

Or the time when the storm tangled up the wire

to the horn on the pole at the bus depot

And in back of the edge of hearing

These are the words that the voice was repeating

Ana Ng and I are getting old

and we still haven't walked in the glow

of each others' majestic presence

Listen, Ana, hear my words

They're the ones you would think I would say

If there was a me for you

When I was driving once

I saw this painted on a bridge

"I don't want the world, I just want your half

They don't need me here, and I know you're there

Where the world goes by like the humid air

and it sticks like a broken record

everything sticks like a broken record

everything sticks until it goes away

and the truth is we don't know anything

You should message me if you have some sort of moral code (I'm guessing this will eliminate most Bush supporters), you don't want to have a romantic relationship with me (I'm the most unromantic girl you'll ever meet anyway), you celebrated Trogdor's birthday, and have dressed up as a character NOT from an anime, video game, or from the renaissance era. If this fits you, we're sure to be friends. No matter what my tests may lead you to believe.

The two of us