theswagmaster
23 Flagstaff, United States
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My self-summary
Hi I am Taylor. LOVE ME.

My boyfriend and I are looking so people to have fun and adventure with, maybe get a drink, maybe smoke pot, maybe go off roading, maybe have sex, and just maybe all of these combined!!
What I’m doing with my life
nothing—
I’m really good at
Running, cooking, unicorning, baking, reading, spilling water all over myself and my surroundings, having strong opinions about literary works, being a sarcastic bitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
I enjoy anything from Fantasy to Memoir, Victorian to Contemporary novels/novellas. The only genre I am vehemently opposed to is Romance. I have been really digging literary nonfiction short stories lately. I have a couple awesome anthologies so if you'd like a recommendation, I could most definitely provide multiple handfuls. Also poetry, yes yes yes. The list of books could go on forever and is always expanding and shifting. However, some of my favorites are:
The Elegance of the Hedgehog, Freedom, Bluebeard, Cat's Cradle, Dandelion Wine, Paper Towns, Shadow of the Wind, Wuthering Heights, All Harry Potter books (the third is my favorite), Hunger Games, Girl with Curious Hair, Bell Jar, The Awakening, A Room of One's Own, Great Gatsby.

Movies
Put on any slow-moving, boring, and abstract film and I'm yours to keep. But really. I like long movies that make me want to kill myself. What else is cinema for but to urge you to contemplate every aspect of your life and soul and then urge you towards suicide? I also like mind-numbing, witty, and/or embarrassingly cheesy movies because sometimes I don't feel like spiraling into a fit of depression. Here are some films I'm particularly keen on:
The Place Beyond the Pines, Garden State, Girl Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Hours, Bourne Series, Titanic (Leo unf), Harry Potter, Safety Not Guaranteed, Cruel Intentions, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lovelace, Like Crazy, almost any documentary.
*Side note* I think I have watched Definitely Maybe ~50 times in the past three years so you know we should watch it sometime.

Music
The kind you can hear

Food
The kind without meat and dairy

Shows
I have really low standards for the television I love to watch. And by low, I mean I have no standards for the television I love to watch. No shame:
Grey's Anatomy, Skins (UK), Parks and Rec, Gossip Girl, The Mindy Project, Scandal, How I Met Your Mother, Orange is the New Black, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Bob's Burgers, everything on Food Network.
The six things I could never do without
Yoga
Sleeping
India my dog
My best friend
Art (minus its pretentious tendencies)
COFFEE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people ignore the book part on this website
Yoga inversions
Fictional scenarios
The Human Condition
When the next time I can sleep is
Privilege
On a typical Friday night I am
Speculating whether or not my Pitbull is from another planet and, if so, what business she is here on Earth to complete.

Or out dancing.

Or netflixing.

Or charming your pretty little face.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not be a compulsive liar.
You should message me if
You like hugs and porch hangs.
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