Also, I'm a bastard, but you will love me anyway.
I love music and fiction. I write bad poetry/fiction. I believe people should fix themselves before focusing that effort anywhere else.
I am cerebral, caustic, and likely dangerous.
Apparently, making a fool of myself on this effing website.
Being sincere and getting an incongruous response.
Laughing it off.
Loving the things that I love (music, movies, etc.) and not being a pushy dick about it.
Unearthing a beautiful melody.
Laying it on the line and immediately regretting it.
Being a bastard.
Drinking to save my life.
a = books
(a) All time: Neuromancer, The Chocolate War
Current: Monster Island, The Big U
b = movies
(b) All time: The Signal, Slither
Current: Lady Vengeance, I Saw The Devil
When it comes to food I like it simple, usually something with meat (sorry bout it), so I'll say,
c = Television
(c) All time: 30 Rock, Frisky Dingo
Current: Justified, Community
...if you really care what music I enjoy, stalk me at lastfm (lastfm/endlesstirade - in case the link is broken).
How many was that?
Math is hard.
Is love, dot dot dot, something something?
How cool I would be if I had a pony, and how it would make little girls seethe with envy. "I have a pony; what's that, you don't?! Awww, don't cry, your mommy and daddy just don't love you. Ah, ah, ah, don't touch Prime Minister Clip-Clop, your hands are all sticky."
Neither of these are typical...or they are and I'm lying...or confused.
Also, shut up.
p.s. A friend recently told me that my profile seems like I'm challenging people. I disagree with this, but if you feel challenged...good.