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My self-summary
I lean towards the dark, the weird, thinking for yourself, carving my own path through life, and damning the bland masses to live the life of fickle mush-heads.

True story.

Also, I'm a bastard, but you will love me anyway.

I love music and fiction. I write bad poetry/fiction. I believe people should fix themselves before focusing that effort anywhere else.

I am cerebral, caustic, and likely dangerous.
What I’m doing with my life
Soaking in it. Trying new approaches to old problems, so as not to be futile.
I’m really good at
Brag rhyme lag time.

Apparently, making a fool of myself on this effing website.

Being sincere and getting an incongruous response.

Laughing it off.


Loving the things that I love (music, movies, etc.) and not being a pushy dick about it.

Unearthing a beautiful melody.

Laying it on the line and immediately regretting it.

Being a bastard.

Drinking to save my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sometime giant hair, acerbic wit, my pony, and a fourth thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Constantly changing and too numerous to list, but let's go with two current and two all time.

a = books

(a) All time: Neuromancer, The Chocolate War
Current: Monster Island, The Big U

b = movies

(b) All time: The Signal, Slither
Current: Lady Vengeance, I Saw The Devil

When it comes to food I like it simple, usually something with meat (sorry bout it), so I'll say,

c = Television

(c) All time: 30 Rock, Frisky Dingo
Current: Justified, Community

...if you really care what music I enjoy, stalk me at lastfm (lastfm/endlesstirade - in case the link is broken).
Six things I could never do without
Music, The Future, White Noise, Sarcasm, ...The Laughter Of The Childrens, Music...Aaaaaand also music.

How many was that?

Math is hard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wondering what "it" is.


Is love, dot dot dot, something something?


How cool I would be if I had a pony, and how it would make little girls seethe with envy. "I have a pony; what's that, you don't?! Awww, don't cry, your mommy and daddy just don't love you. Ah, ah, ah, don't touch Prime Minister Clip-Clop, your hands are all sticky."
On a typical Friday night I am
Somehow, somewhere...or having drinks.

Neither of these are typical...or they are and I'm lying...or confused.

Possibly both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I had a pony. I'm scared. I'll more than likely alienate you with my sense of humor at some point (around these parts it seems to happen more often than not).

Also, shut up.
You should message me if
You've read this far without cringing.

p.s. A friend recently told me that my profile seems like I'm challenging people. I disagree with this, but if you feel challenged...good.
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