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My self-summary
Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when a fly cutie passes by, I can be like "excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? ...because I've got some SICK PUPPIES". And then I'll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they're blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs, and my irresistible sense of humor
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling the world
I’m really good at
• thumb wrestling
• trying new restaurants a la Yelp!
• laughing at my own jokes
• spelling "you're"
• finding good travel deals
• inventing drinking games
• putting the toilet seat down
• jumping out of airplanes
The first things people usually notice about me
How I forgot their name instantaneously.
Six things I could never do without
Every inch of my totally average penis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How amazing it would be to scuba dive, surf, ride my motorcycle, and then snowboard all in one marathon day.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
• I'm a published poet
• I would love to fight for the UFC
• I might make fun of you accidentally
You should message me if
If all you have going for you are your looks, I'll pass and wait for someone fun, cultured and intelligent.

Wink or message me if you:

+ are perfectly self-confident
+ can laugh at life
+ are effortlessly humble
+ can do backflips
+ know how to play an instrument
+ have memorized the quadratic formula
+ consider yourself artsy
+ enjoy going on random, unplanned adventures
+ have mastered kung-fu
+ love to high-five
+ own a yacht
+ have a really good pick-up line
+ will feed me sushi

If you fit some of the criteria above, don’t pass up this chance for us to get to know each other... send me a quick message or give me a wink!
The two of us