25Berwick, United States
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My self-summary
I'm adding this little tidbit because I've noticed people starting their profiles off by saying, "message me because I can't see who likes me", which is actually not true. Ladies and Gents, if someone likes you and you go to quickmatch, the person who liked you will be one of the first few people to show up. To top that off, if you press like on them and they've liked you, you'll actually get a message telling you that you've both liked each other. Problem solved. :D

So, I think my time with this site is just about over. It has proven to not be very conducive for my lifestyle. I've met some amazing people on here only to have the same disappointments. I've been faced with more hate and revulsion just for being a polygamist, and for no reason beyond ignorance and/or misinformation. It hasn't been a total waste, however. I've helped people on here with many issues, even if it was just to lend an ear. For that reason, i'm going to leave this page open. I'm still a well of random information and tend to know more about most topics than I probably should. If anyone has any questions, is dealing with any issues, or is just looking for fun/random conversation, i'm all ears. There are no obligations here. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Learning the reality behind the phrase, "the best laid plans of mice and men oft' go awry." Plus I'm a writer so I'm also currently working on finishing my first big novel, which is far easier said than done.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, especially at themselves, and smile. I'm a pretty decent writer, and I'm a master at reading people from the barest of clues, both social and physical.
The first things people usually notice about me
This is an odd question since I'm not too sure. It really depends on how people first meet me. I guess the fact I have long hair is probably one of the first things, at least, or my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love fiction. The wheel of time series and the chronicles of the black company are some of my favorite books.

Music, I listen to mostly 80's music. I'm also a bit of a metal head, though I don't listen to "screamo", and there's a difference. I also kind of have a thing for 50's music. The ink splots, Bing Crosby, etc. Not a big fan of rap unless we're talking about ERB (no clue? Check YouTube).

Food: three rules with me. 1. I don't eat salads... , 2. I don't eat anything raw except the occasional vegetable, 3. I despise mayonnaise and anything it's mixed into with a burning passion.

Tv: Bar rescue is my guilty pleasure. John Taffer is my hero! I also love the big bang theory. I'm also a little bit of an anime junkie depending on my mood. (Considering I go to anime conventions every year, I suppose that last sentence is a bit of an understatement.)

Movies can be summed up pretty easily. I will pretty much watch anything as long as the main plot does not revolve around a relationship or "dancing". Don't get me wrong, Pride and Prejudice was a great story, as was Romeo and Juliet. That being said, Pride and Prejudice as a movie lasts far too long (regardless of which version you're watching) and the whole forbidden love thing from Romeo and Juliet is starting to be far too overplayed.
Six things I could never do without
1 - Mexican food. Seriously.
2 - books.
3 - a computer/typewriter/etc, without which I wouldn't be able to write my works.
4 - my family. No matter how far away they may be, we always look out for each other.
5 - my mind for very obvious reasons.
6 - a vehicle. I think it's obvious why most people require transportation. :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world. The idea that time is relative. Chocolate milk. How people who claim to be English majors fail to know that the word "wherefore" actually means "why" and not "where". Why people on here say they never use drugs, then in their questions talk about how they often smoke marijuana. O.o nothing against 420, but it's still legally classified as a drug (just being honest).
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night, pinky. Try to take over the world!

Honestly, though? If I'm not working then I'm usually helping out with whatever side projects people have going on, or helping to keep things organized for sales at conventions, or a list of other random things really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm deathly afraid of heights. So, yeah, I don't do roller-coasters or things of that nature because I will literally have a panic attack.
You should message me if
If you've managed to make it this far (and I know that's quite a task) then clearly something I've said has held your interest so I'd love to hear from you.

Also, if you know the answer to this riddle I will gladly talk to you: "There are two brothers. Each stands in front of a door, one on the right and one on the left. You know that one door leads to salvation, the other to your doom. You also know that one brother always lies while the other always tells the truth, yet you don't know which brother is which. They tell you that you can ask them only one question together before you must choose a door. What question do you ask and which door do you take?"

Lastly, I'd like to take a moment to lay out the answers to some questions that I've noticed a lot of people getting wrong: wherefore means why, not where. The sun is bigger than the moon and the earth (flat earth-ers do not test my patience). A mile is longer than a kilometer. If you turn a left handed glove (which is a glove specifically designed to fit your left hand in shape) inside out, it will fit your right hand. Just like if you turn a v-neck shirt inside out the v is on your back. I'll add more at my leisure, but if you have any suggestions for additions, please let me know :)
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