Too bad this ain't shaadi.com and there's no option for fulfilling the Indian-American Dream. I kid... :)
I'm good at playing devil's advocate like it's an olympic sport.
I can analyze something to it's core until it loses meaning.
I am good at being part of the 98% of guys owning a guitar since 10th grade and learning how to keep it well-polished on its stand - I am willing to admit that I'm also part if the 2% that has never fooled a girl into thinking I play guitar since 10th grade because I can play 4 songs.
I am sort of a prophet and building a congregation of followers.
Passing the true test of a real chef by fixing something that ends up bad.
Looking at my empty fridge and wondering how my parents can always keep a stocked fridge regardless of the season, illness, nuclear war, or being out of the country for several months . . .I'm really good at that.
Heroes (Season 1)
Pizza Hut Bookit Buttons.
2. You prefer TJs over WFs
3. You want to find a spicy food eating competiton in DC and hate ourselves for it afterwards.
4. You don't take yourself too seriously and are ok being made fun of.
5. You think I'm ridiculously attractive and want to break my IKEA bed slats - because I really need to replace them anyway.