32Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
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The story of our intrepid hero begins on a brisk autumn day in Western New York. Some stuff happens in between my birth and now. I moved to Florida. At some point I decided I liked being not broke more that I like blissful, wonderful balmy weather so I moved back up north. Then I decided that I like being not broke and in blissful balmy weather so I moved back to Florida!
What I’m doing with my life
Despite my best efforts to remain a drain on society, it turns out I like buying things more than I liked being a hipster.

I manage apartments. Like a boss.

Planning my next hike.
I’m really good at
My job. Coming up with fun ideas for things to do. (I'm getting my black belt in groupon.)

Have you ever been to a Roller Derby match?! BAM! I just did it.

Mario Kart
The first things people usually notice about me
When I have a beard, it's my sweet beard! When I don't, I make sure I have an awesome haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate it when people have lists of all the stuff they like. I've definitely been guilty of it but seriously. Give me a sampling of what you like and why and we'll for from there.

I love, heart, love, <3 any book that is set on an island in the South Pacific. Every summer I read Sex Lives of Cannibals. My copy is full of sand and the sun has melted the glue that has a lot of pages together and it is the best.

I am currently having a love affair with memoir-esque books about thru-hiking the various long trails in the US. I read Wild because I loved the movie and I haven't been able to stop.

I will watch the weirdest goddamn shit on Netflix and beyond. I wholehearted believe that they have created a category called "Just the Weirdest Crap" for me.

I just watched all of the Vault on Youtube. You should watch it and we can talk about how good it was despite the disappointing ending.
Six things I could never do without
Lets assume that everyone puts friends, family, their phone and chapstick in here and those are your freebees and don't count toward your six.

Chicken Wings, Baked Goods, my hater blockers, french fries (At this point, I've come to the realization that I shouldn't make a list while hungry.)

Nook, this really comfortable pillow I have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is the best dragon!?

hint - It's Falcor, motherfuckers!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking crafty beers with friends. Or Board Games. Or out to a play. Or First Friday if it happens to be that Friday. It's changed a lot lately depending on the particular Friday.
You should message me if
You don't mind being a tourist in the place that you live. That's one of my favorite things is to explore little known places that hide out in the place that you live. Whether it be a tiny restaurant or tiny little park or museum that seems to exist outside of your normal periphery.
The two of us