(you don't know if I'm talking about you or me, and neither do I)
2. pretending to like stuff
3. not going on dates
4. being 10 cm taller than the average woman in Finland
6. making lists
7. using a lot of words to say nothing
Wondering where someone I don't yet know but someday will is right now and if they ever wonder about hypothetical me's existence. Probably not though; that's gay af.
aka doing a lot of things that do not involve wondering why i am still single
Like, okay. Let me shit all over my master piece of a profile and put this disclaimer here: please stop asking me out on dates. I am not here to date. I get that this is a dating site. Now, please meet me halfway with this one thing and accept that whilst I acknowledge something, it does not mean I care for or agree with it or follow its traditional usage.
Manuals are for casuals.
I'm here to waste my life.
It says right there: looking for friends.
Friendzone the shit out of me.
Report me to your local authorities.
Send me shit in the mail. Or, let me send you some.
I live for this.