thisideAIdSildo
25 Amsterdam, Netherlands
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My self-summary
How about meeting someone who talks like they write, and they know how to write, and life will be captivating.

This once.

(you don't know if I'm talking about you or me, and neither do I)
What I’m doing with my life
Words will not suffice: https://youtu.be/rV7XxFL2drY
I’m really good at
1. edgelording
2. pretending to like stuff
3. not going on dates
4. being 10 cm taller than the average woman in Finland
5. persisting
6. making lists
7. using a lot of words to say nothing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I

LOVE

NOTHING
The six things I could never do without
I'll do without most things. The less I own, the better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
language. How infinitely complicated (people) things are. What you're thinking right now and how nice it would be to talk about it. Endings. How we became who we are at present. What a joke this life is.

Wondering where someone I don't yet know but someday will is right now and if they ever wonder about hypothetical me's existence. Probably not though; that's gay af.
On a typical Friday night I am
singing along to this song https://youtu.be/p37_Ux1G_BI

aka doing a lot of things that do not involve wondering why i am still single
You should message me if
you are terminally ill and live so far away that we will NEVER meet. Mental retardation is a plus.

Like, okay. Let me shit all over my master piece of a profile and put this disclaimer here: please stop asking me out on dates. I am not here to date. I get that this is a dating site. Now, please meet me halfway with this one thing and accept that whilst I acknowledge something, it does not mean I care for or agree with it or follow its traditional usage.

Manuals are for casuals.

I'm here to waste my life.

It says right there: looking for friends.

Friendzone the shit out of me.

Report me to your local authorities.

Send me shit in the mail. Or, let me send you some.

I live for this.

http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=421
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