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My self-summary
I am the infamous antithesis,
the calm of the storm
I am the shadow superconsciousness
that watches the swarm
Keep an eye on the critical,
interval stages
of the black cat agents
free the raps from the cages
I'm the reflection that you get when
you refrain from shy dosage
hook me up to your brain to
to ordain with high voltage
A prism of light
brightens ideas
fights the hyenas
that nip and bites at your dreams of
awakening, forsaking of the rest of the pack
lone wolf making legend, changing the track
I unpack my things to reside in your mind
awaiting the time to collide and unwind
I sit in crystal palace, the lotus, the flowers
But already you know this, you remember these powers
Familiar wavelengths leave you questioning for hours
contemplating your condition in the shower
What I’m doing with my life
swimming upstream, tryina jump this Dragon Gate
I’m really good at
:) See, now i'm happy
:( awww, now i'm saaaaad
>:/ now i'm frustrated
>:{\./} Now i'm a ...a ... KILLER CLAMMMMMMMMMMM
The first things people usually notice about me
Cash Rules Everything Around Me
Get the money
Dolla dolla bill ya'll

People will eyes to see will realize what I am, and those with ears to hear will know me.

Those without such extrasensory perceptions will see that I'm actually a loony toon from another dimension who is stuck here cause my interdimensional teleportation device seems to be malfunctioning. In the meantime I'm wearing the skin of this boy and trying to find my way back home. Plz msg me if you can help!

Also if I get bored or annoyed with you i'll start rubbing my nipples. The faster I rub them, the more bored/annoyed I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Matrix, The Truman Show, V for Vendetta, My Dinner with Andre, 12 Angry Men, Inception, The Cell, Princess Monanokae, A Wind Called Amnesia, Fight Club, The Seventh Seal.

Shows: Neon Genesis Evangelon, Elfen Lied, Casshern Sins, Vampire Knight, Darker than Black, Bleach, various other anime, South Park, Family guy, Chapelle Show, OZ. YuGiOh.

Music: Gravdiggaz, sweatshop union, Chopin, Holst, Stravinsky all have sum good stuff. Endless Sporadic, Retrun to Forever, Al Dimeola, Spaced Out, Various 70's disco, funk and soul, alot of anime and video game soundtracks.

Food: Fruit XD some other stuff too
Six things I could never do without
Molecular Bonds
Electromagnetic Fields
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Buying land in a warm climate and starting a self sustaining village where one can live life the way nature intended. free from this garbagecan society and the stress of work and having to spend 30-50% of our life doing what we hate to spend 20-30% doing what we actually feel inspired to do.

Getting to this point of course involves a lot of other stuff which occupies a great deal of my thought power. Like do i try to make a nonprofit? a religious organization? Keep it as privately owned land? take over a state and secede?

If you have any insights or ideas or would like to explore this subject, i welcome all discussion warmly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mild mannered illegal immigrant Cesar Hernandez. I work hard at Tommy Guns Restaurant washing dishes and selling oranges on the side of the street. I offer deep insightful advice to people about fictional crises that the cocaine makes me think they're going thru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My penis is shaped kinda like a can of tuna. It's about 10 inches in diameter and about 2.5 inches long and has a tatoo that says "Bumblebee". Also apparently it reads "contains soy", WHY, I don't know for sure, it's supposed to be just tuna.

Also walking barefoot on wet grass after it's rained is probably one of the most enjoyable things I've ever experienced. Peeing in nature while there's a gentle breeze is up there too, but I think only people with penises would understand that.
You should message me if
-You want to live forever

-You have about tree fiddy.

-You think you can beat me in a staring contest or pokemon rap battle.

-You have any insights about death, why it happens, and/or what experiences may occur after death, should it happen.

-You have strong kidney jing and/or are interested in dual cultivation

You can teach me to lucid dream or enter the spirit world consciously.

-you wanna play board, card or video games all night.

if you think humans act more like a virus than a mammal

Nah but forreal doh, I'm not human so we prolly won't be super close if you have aspirations to be "normal" or "just human". Casual friends and cuddle buddies are exempt from this. Kinda like how you don't expect ur pets to share your political views to get along with them :)
The two of us