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My self-summary
I get tired of talking about myself in these profiles. I'm sure you're clever enough to figure out what kind of person I am and whether or not you'd hang with me without me saying anything much about myself.

Apparently, I'm an ENTP. Run with that, I guess.
I’m really good at
Noticing the details, capturing beautiful moments, and eating large quantities of food in one sitting.

I've been told I'm good at the following, but I'm still incredibly self conscious about my singing and dancing.

I really enjoy working on acting too, when I can. I'm an actor. An actor, for crying out loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Say, you really look like that one guy from that Korean boy band."

And everyone always assumes I'm younger than I really am. That's because I'm immortal; Keanu and I actually go waaaay back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really don't read as often as I probably should. But when I do, it's probably some how-to book on something interesting, an autobiography, or something popular like A Song of Ice and Fire. This probably doesn't really count, but my absolute favorite short story is "Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?" by Joyce Carol Oates.

It's not easy for me to keep a small list of favorite movies. But, off the top of my head, I can name Super Troopers, The Matrix, Paper Moon, Moon, Fight Club, and I've Loved You So Long.

I'm rooting for Daenerys! And I hope Walt becomes a supreme badass, even though he's been a power trippin' dick lately. Also, Megan needs to leave so I can watch the Don Draper show. Ohhh shnap, Rick's about to meet the Governer.

Happiness is a Warm Gun. Jazz (We've Got). Nightcall. Twisted Transistor. Sentimental Girl's Violent Joke. Something About Us. Tallulah. Don't Call Me Baby. Da Rockwilder. Do Ya Like. Le Temps de l'Amour. Turnstile Blues. Oh You Pretty Things. Yami ni Furu Ame.

Yes, all the food please.
The six things I could never do without
I cannot go without a portable source of music for too long. I swear I get the shakes.

I probably could never do without an HDSLR as well.

I must have my serial commas. Also, if I could lump my need for semi-colons with 'em too, that'd be great.

Well I guess that's three for now; I'll fill in more as they come to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Any ol' type of apocalypse, really. Zombie especially.

Deregulation, reeducation!

Sometimes I think of how awesome it'd be if I could curse in French. Or German.

What the hell does it mean when OkCupid says I'm "less pure?" As if my presence would defile the pure? Totally not true; I got that shit checked out a long time ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin' fancy as a muthafuck~
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once, in elementary school, I peed my pants on purpose so I could go home. Man, did I hate school.

I'm not really a "private" person, though. All of my quiz answers are public too. Feel free to read 'em if you don't want the suspense of asking me. But wouldn't that be kinda boring?

I'm absolutely terrible at returning messages, but I honestly don't mean anything by it. It usually comes down to me being lazy and insecure, better known as "linsecurzy." Lazecurity. Inselaziness? I dunno, you decide.