29 Providence, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Tori and the Lovely lady in the photo with me is my girlfriend Nicky. I don't like working out. But I do it anyways. I'm training for a 5k or at least that's lie I'm telling myself to stay motivated. I loved playing rugby in college and am giving roller derby a shot. Or rather it is giving me a shot. And I adore bar trivia. I always lose. The sports section kills me every time. I have a severe case of wanderlust. I studied art in Vienna, Austria and found my way to different parts of Europe. I've done some exploring here in the US but am always looking to expand. Hopefully it is just the beginning of my travels. I have a dry and often morbid sense of humor. Please don't take too much offense. Between my roommate and myself we have 3 cats Boba, Frankie, and Pete. They entertain me more than I should admit. Also a turtle name Leroy and his fish he sometimes eats sometimes keeps for company. And a pup named Rocks who lives with my mom who I miss constantly. So needless to say I like animals a tad.
What I’m doing with my life
Applying to grad school.

Searching for a motorcycle that suits me and my needs.

Learning to hula hoop like a champ...hopefully.

Working on my art and writing.

Working for the Man. (I'm a state employee)

Hating Sallie Mae. All day, everyday.

Making bullet points.
I’m really good at
Talking in circles. Is anyone else dizzy?

Oh and making bad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once I speak usually that I could be considered a bit snarky.

That my hair is ever changing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly fiction. Currently reading Player Piano.I really enjoyed The Hunger Games. Distopias are always interesting. I really like the Beats Generation. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Train Spotting... And poetry is enjoyable. I'm a huge fan of Poe.

Movies: I love movies. I'll watch pretty much anything. Roadhouse is one of my all time favs. Jurassic Park, Inception, Hot Rod, Snakes on a Plane, Wrist Cutters: A Love Story, The Dreamers, Bully, etc. And I believe that the worst movies can sometimes make for the best entertainment.

Shows: I do watch t.v. Seems to be an uncool thing to admit these days. Broad City, The League, Game of Thrones, Archer, SVU, Shameless, Warehouse 13, The Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Ink Master, etc. Reruns constantly.

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers are my go to band. Jay Brannan is my favorite artist. I tend to let music find me rather than actively look for new stuff. Pandora has really helped me out in this way. I'm always open to suggestions.

Artist: For me art/artist are just as important as these other categories. Claude Monet, Friedensreich Hundertwasser, Jenny Saville, Tracy Emin, Isaiah Zagar, Pablo Picasso, Andre Serrano, and a million more. Always on the hunt for new art!

Food: I'm an adventurous eater. However I believe you can never go wrong with simple things like Wings & Beer.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Lady <3
2. My babies (the animal kind)
3. Pizza
4. Naps
5. Useless trivia
6. Reruns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Evolution. Equality. Everything that begins with the letter E.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping the night will be anything but typical. Sometimes I succeed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Instead of a private section I'm going to use this section more as a disclaimer...haha

Hipsters are the worst.

I love Hanson and am addicted to 80's Degrassi.

I am probably worse with technology than your grandma.

When I'm bored or stuck in a waiting room I answer the questions on this site.

My animals control my life. I'm powerless to their cuteness.

Now that you are are most certainly scared away, shall we move on to the next section?
You should message me if
You have a cool story or joke to share.