50Maidenhead, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Ok this is tricky but here goes! I have a good sense of humour,which can be a little dry,but not to the dull extreme.
I've good manners but have a tendency to swear too much but usually not in inappropriate situations...don't worry,know when to curb it,so you won't be embarrassed when out and about.

Not done things conventionally in my life but hey,what's odd to some people, is perfectly alright to others.
I'm young at heart and in mind,would say body but that would be a blatant lie....actually it's not bad at all for an old git.
What I’m doing with my life
Seem to be spending far too much of my time reading questions and answers on here....the housework and shopping are starting to suffer..as is my eyesight ;-))
I’m really good at
I'm good with most things practical.
In fact,if I put my mind to it,I can turn my hand to a lot of things.
Pretty damn handy in the kitchen department too,so you won't go hungry :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and my stunning good looks!
( please refer back to previous Q&A regarding eyesight)
I've already had my appointment at the opticians and reading glasses are heading my way. Photo will be posted...deep joy.
Actually,decided not to because I just look like a bell end!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Like most types of films,fairly open to new ideas but some arty farty ones can be hard work.

Love reading but struggling to find the time at the moment,what with all the constant messages I receive on here...yeah right.

Most musicals bore me rigid,don't really get it. Not really seen much theatre/plays and I'm sure I've missed out on some crackers.

I eat like a horse and I'll eat nearly anything,really not fussy,but please don't even think of making me eat dumplings!!
Please...no freaky eaters,it's just too hard and tiresome to cook for.

Like and also open to different types of music,too many to mention.
Was a bit of a rocker,back in the day and to my kids annoyance,still thump out a bit of AC/DC,Foo Fighters and the like in the car...oh well,they'll survive.
Six things I could never do without
Phone ( sad I know)
The obvious
Roast dinners
Tea / coffee
A calculator
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why you don't message me first?That way I'm not inflicting myself on some unfortunate soul :-)
Wondering if my long, thought out guff is actually read or have the pics already put you off? Haha.
Also whether I'm the only one on here that doesn't climb mountains,runs morning,day and night,have constant foreign holidays and then finally welded to a mountain bike!! I must say,the relationship bit and sex must be amazing??
But that said,those that partake in the gym with all the gear,is fine by me...just don't expect me to wear it. Haha

Oh and where I live isn't in the "backend of bugger all"....it's amazing,we have mainline trains into London and cars!
On a typical Friday night I am
Could be anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ask I'll tell you and no,it doesn't involve anything dodgy.
You should message me if
If you're honest,affectionate,like to laugh,not too serious and can communicate and that doesn't include one word answers.
Also if you're not too straight laced and all you think about is shopping. Ok..I'll let you off the shopping bit,as long as you don't expect me to be trudging along.

My every intention is to actually meet up,I get bored with endless emails and also,to those that think communication is a few words every other day....think again!

Don't have access to the rate me feature,quick match etc,so just give me another clue instead.
But if we do match,at least say hello...you might even like me. Ha

So come on,if you fancy a chat then message me...got to be easier than waiting for this fart in a trance!
And for those who don't or won't accept messages unless it's a really high match...it's mostly bollocks!! Surely it's whether you click via text and in person??
The two of us