I am Wry, Goofy, and Chill
Movies: Across the Universe, Inglorious Basterds, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, .
TV Shows: Top Gear, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Top Gear, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Top Gear, Hell's Kitchen, Top Gear, South Park, Top Gear, The Price is Right, Top Gear.
Music: Radiohead, Daedelus, John Butler Trio, The Go! Team, The Minutemen, The Raconteurs, Blue October, Incubus, Lamb, Dizzy Gillespie, Stone Temple Pilots, Aphex Twin, St. Vincent, Vampire Weekend, The Minnesota Hydrofoils, Pearl Jam, Boards of Canada, Modest Mouse, Portishead, Bonobo, Lauryn Hill, Erykah Badu, Royksopp, Squarepusher, Lusine, Black Joe Lewis, The Avalanches, Wolfmother, Alice in Chains, G.Love and the Special Sauce.
A method of communication (preferably not an archaic one)
An existence of friendship (be it illusionary or genuine)
Room to express myself (metaphorically speaking)
Provisions for mellowing (I swear I'm not a stoner, I'm just chill)
Qdoba's queso sauce (It haunts my dreams)