I'm a 31 year old soon to be divorced veteran, student, and sports junkie. I spent 11 years in the US Army as a Public Affairs Specialist/Broadcast Journalist. I needed something new in my life, so I decided to get out and go to school on my GI Bill. I am the father of 2 gorgeous young girls who I get to see every other weekend at a minimum. They are the best thing that ever happened to me and I absolutely adore them.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
I play rugby, soccer, basketball and tennis. I like watching college football, NBA basketball, the NHL, and European soccer on TV. I also enjoy going to all those live as well baseball and MLS soccer games (but those two I can't watch on TV). I'm a fan of the Florida Gators, Boston Celtics /Bruins/Red Sox, Tampa Bay Bucs, and Liverpool FC.
I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!
I like good bourbon and cheap beer. I like a nice flannel shirt, kayaking a new river, creek or run, & hiking in Shenandoah. If there's anything else you want to know, hit me up or check me out on the twitters, it's the_timbo_slice.
I'm currently debating if/when I want to WWOOF-ing in New Zealand.
Navigating the DC (and Seoul) Metro system.
If I have the girls with me, how increbdibly cute they are.
Movies: Anchorman, Talledega Nights, Semi Pro, Stranger Than Fiction, Big Lebowski, Seven Samurai, Great Escape, American Graffiti, Tombstone, Royal Tannenbaums, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, the Natural, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, Patton, Full Metal Jacket, Cocktail (it's Cruise's best movie)
Shows: Homeland, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, Veep, Nashville, The Wire, Game of Thrones, True Detective, The Newsroom, Deadwood, The West Wing, Lost, Portlandia, Sportscenter, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, Yo Gabba Gabba, Jake & the Neverland Pirates
Music: Arcade Fire, Japandriods, My Morning Jacket, Explosions in the Sky, Avett Brothers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Bright Eyes, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Jason Isbell, Drive By Truckers, Little Feat, Phish, Grateful Dead, really I listen to anything, but those are my favorites of the moment.
Food: Meat & potatoes, Pizza, Falafel, Sushi, Press Coffee, Good Borboun, Cheap Beer, Malbec wines.
2 My SmarTrip Card
4 Eagle Rare bourbon
5 My French Press
6 Some type of hat
Also I'm probably the worst parralell parker in all of DC (hence the importance of the SmarTrip Card)
If you appreciate good bourbon & great college football (both come from the southeast).
If you want to be the Tammy to my Coach Taylor.
If you want to.