timetoslide
27 Fort Lauderdale, United States
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My self-summary
Im a stand up comedian so if you don't have a sense of humor...swerve. Just for casual fun :) ig -> skiplevine, social media is also skipthelaughs
What I’m doing with my life
Chef, stand up comedian & clown all wrapped in one
I’m really good at
Good at..cooking, semantics, assorted linguistic shenanigans, balloon animals, making people laugh, killing zombies, anything nerdy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very extroverted.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Very eclectic tastes. Most styles of music. Not every artist or song. I like..totally love like..movies and stuff. :P My favorite authors are Michael Crichton, Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Pressfield, Dr. Chris Ryan, Jeffrey Deaver and Orsen Scott Card.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, music, sunshine, yoga, football, wine, prime rib, kickboxing, Joe Rogan Experience podcast, nerdy everything, raves, buffalo wings, exercise and sex. Especially sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Inconsequential things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving kittens from trees.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the Joker.
You should message me if
You're reasonably intelligent, enjoy shooting the shit about a variety of topics, you're a humanist, you're friendly, you're a nerd and wanna be nerdy and have a good time with me. ;)
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