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My self-summary
Had to delete all of this cause none of it was true anymore. I'll get around to filling it out again soon, hopefully
What I’m doing with my life
I went to school for English so that I could write video game reviews for a living, but that's a tough business to break into, so while I'm working on that, I work for a laundry pickup/delivery service on a bicycle.
I’m really good at
Living and letting live, laughing, writing (sometimes, when I'm not freaking out about it), singing ridiculously at Karaoke bars. I play guitar and bass, too, but I'm not a virtuoso or anything.
I also have an uncanny knack for remembering--in great detail--songs and jingles from my childhood. Like shit I haven't seen or heard since I was like eight years old
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a white patch in my 'stache that people sometimes think is a booger or leftover cocaine. But it's usually not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire series, On the Road, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Infinite Jest, anything by Alan Moore; I read a lot of webcomics too

Right now- Moby Dick and Atlas Shrugged, because it's atrocious that I've never read either one. And a pretty incredible comic series called Saga.

The Last King of Scotland, Anything by Tarantino or the Coens, Dirty Work, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I recently saw a little gem called Funeral Kings on Netflix-check it out.
On a side-note, go see Gravity if you like movies that are boring and terrible.

Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Archer, Workaholics, Game of Thrones, Survivorman, Kitchen Nightmares 'cause I love watching Gordon Ramsay gettin' all pissed off and whipping those lazy Yanks into shape

Tool, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Die Antwoord, Mastodon, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Sleep, Animal Collective, White Stripes, Queens of the Stone Age, NIN, Eagles of Death Metal, Joanna Newsom, My Brightest Diamond (just recently discovered this gem), Bloodhoundgang, Aesop Rock, NWA, Wu Tang Clan, and a fuckload of classic rock

I am really not picky. I love to try new foods and then I gobble them up. Trying to think of something I WON'T eat... I dunno. Saltine crackers don't really do anything for me.
Six things I could never do without
Delicious food
video games
Scratching itches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that are funny. Especially things that I'm not supposed to find funny. Like the "wouldn't it be funny if..." scenario is always going on in my head. Unfortunately it's usually in situations where I'm not supposed to be laughing, like weddings or funerals or someone telling me something in complete seriousness.
I used to get in trouble in school a lot for this, when I couldn't stop laughing during a lecture or a quiz or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabbing a drink with some friends if I'm not too exhausted from hauling shit around on a bike all day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...just kidding.

I don't strictly abide by the five-second rule.
You should message me if
You feel like it. I mean obviously I'm gonna be thrilled if you're incredibly attractive and interesting and find me incredibly attractive and interesting and aren't opposed to an eventual meetup at some point, but I'm not gonna get weirded out or insult you or anything if you're not my cup of tea.
The two of us