timothyB
39 Omaha, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a quiet fellow but I warm up as I get to know you better. You'll know I'm comfortable around you when I don't hold back on the sarcasm. I like video games, anime, comic books, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, webcomics.... Oh the geekiness! On the other hand I love travel, SCUBA diving, and a good party.

I am quiet, sweet, and sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
I’m really good at
listening, bartending, binge drinking, procrastinating, video games, SCUBA diving, traveling, and smart-ass one-liners
The first things people usually notice about me
my pet monkey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anything by Vonnegut and the Hitchhiker's trilogy; Shaun of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Shaun of the Fucking Dead!; video game music remixes and blues harmonica; a fresh, delicious "spicy chicken bowl" at Tokyo Bowl after class at DU
The six things I could never do without
friends, family, internet connection, resident evil, iced americanos, monkeys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ninja monkeys
On a typical Friday night I am
either searching for a good flick to catch at one of the Landmark theatres or planning for the inevitable zombie apocalypse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I did punch a baby once... in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick. (Free alcohol or hugs [or both, which maybe I don't need to specify since as a logical disjunction either one or both values can be true for an overall evaluation of truth...anyways..] to anyone who knows what I have plagiarized here)
You should message me if
you want to discuss monkeys, zombies, or just how freakin' hilarious Simon Pegg is...
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