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My self-summary
"Happy birthlife!! Every day is a day in the life of your birth, celebrate."

First, you should know I have residency in Alabama, but am looking for a good reason to move west and north and maybe a bit more west, then to the left and then down and about three more feet west... yeah, right there is where I want to live... I work in transportation so I spend several weeks sometimes away from home.

Secondly, stop asking me about my girl, she is merely my best friend, and neither I nor her care what you may want to do with her. If she was looking to meet people she would make her own profile. I don't care about your sick fetishes and neither does she.

I am very outgoing and confident but I am very picky about who I continue talking to. I have one friend and many acquaintances. It's not that I judge people, I just don't like wasting my time because it's the only thing I can run out of and then I'm dead so I like spending my time with those I deem worthy of it.

I have been single for four years and have just recently decided to try dating again. I usually spend most of my time with my best friend, having fun with her or just taking her lesbian ass to dinner. Yes, my best friend is a lesbian, she is very respectful of my abstinence and I love her for that.

I enjoy life and am always smiling and having a great time.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an entrepreneur. I own a few businesses and will eventually own a few more. My best friend helps run things while I am away from home.

If you want to know more, show interest. I spend a lot of time travelling, so I'm always down to talk. I love to be asked questions.

Currently scouting for a place for my best friend and I to move to.
I’m really good at
Kicking ass on a gaming console.
Earning money.
Using my brain to think logically.
Cooking food of any sort.
Making you laugh or annoying you.
Figuring out solutions to various problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
The way I'm dressed or my dark sense of humor.

After a while, they notice I'm a great person but holy shit, I'm fucked up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Text books, Chuck Palahniuk, Robinson Crusoe

MOVIES: Wall-e, comedies, super hero movies, movies that most people get lost in. Christian Bale. Jonny Depp.

TELEVISION: Adult Swim, Man vs Wild, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, True Blood

MUSIC: The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Rihanna, The Doors, and stuff to move to that sound better with light shows.

I'm a gamer so... Elder scrolls, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Call of Duty, Fallout. Dead Space, Gears of War, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, The Legend of Zelda

I also love mexican, sushi, and never turn down anything without a taste.
Six things I could never do without
My thumbs. Gamer!!!
My son. Life!!!
My lesbian. Love!!!
My money. Earned!!!
Kitty cats. Meow!!!
Fun ideas. Hell yeah!!!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My son and my lesbian best friend.
Video games.
Milo & Otis.
The universe.
Moving to the northwest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or hanging out with my homegirl as we drink PBR and play xbox and talk about stupid drama with her girlfriends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm from Earth.
You should message me if
You want to see if you got what it takes to fucking impress me.

You have nice hair. That's the first thing I look at in a person.

If you might be willing to let me spoil you and/or take you around the country for undetermined amounts of time.

You got ink or extra holes on or in your skin.

Your underwear drawer contains less thongs than anything else.
The two of us