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My self-summary

Remember back in school when the teacher assigned essay questions? You always prayed you'd get critically ill or mortally injured, and somehow not have to do it...

A Tinkersdam user bible would contain the following tips:

1) Sees organized religion as a rather bad thing, so do not try to convert or even imply that her lack of participation in socially acceptable worship rituals is a reason to think less of her or her spiritual beliefs

2) Has never met a politician she trusts, so don't tell her they mean well because then she won't trust YOU, either. Especially if it is a republican

3) Loves critters, with only a few exceptions (nothing with fur excluded, however), so don't smirk at the way she gravitates right to them. She really DOES talk to animals and knows their replies

4) Already has many demands on her time and energy, so don't take it personally if she fails to be endlessly available for your needs and desires--just go amuse yourself awhile, already!

5) Considers being given too much space a reason to wander off and get lost, usually permanently

6) Sees the world as mostly ridiculous, so if you get the chance to meet her be sure to bring your funny bone as well as your brain

7) Oh, yes--considers stupidity a crime, so be sure your brain is not only with you, but in decent working order also

8) Has an ongoing relationship with ice hockey, involving much time spent at rinks. If that idea is too chilling for you, then please don't even go there

Fortunately, I'm no longer in school. I'd hate to have to mess with essay questions at this stage of life...

I am mischievous, saucy, and fatalistic
What I’m doing with my life
Hopping madly from thread to thread, somehow keeping enough of them woven together to form some sort of tapestry that protects me from that cold place called "no life".
I’m really good at
My job. Being obnoxious when I'm not being pathetically sweet. Not getting enough sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short--both in stature and in temper. The rest of the time they notice how nice, funny, and helpful I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(e) None of the above
Six things I could never do without
Milk. Coffee. Computer. Soft fuzzy things. No. 2 pencils. Cigarettes (except when I'm trying to quit, at which times I'm such a bitch everyone *else* concludes I should NOT be doing without!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really boring mundane daily life stuff. Except when I'm not. Thinking, that is. Or when I get bored with the daily stuff (which is often). Then my thoughts get more interesting...
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing laundry and other assorted housekeeping needs, because I will likely be gone or very busy during the weekend. If not, then I am piddling around finding amusing ways to waste time (like taking personality quizes on the internet, or reading headlines I'll just promptly forget) for no other reason than because I finally have the time to waste and I enjoy piddly amusements.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing! Give blackmail bait to the internet sharks? What, are you NUTS?!?
You should message me if
Something you read intrigued you. If you just want to be a jerk-off and send inane messages to chicks, don't bother--I not only have a delete key, I also know how to use it!
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